LOL!! --Walt
-----Original Message----- Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 11:17 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions & the Taliban? A. The Taliban have a running game Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 80,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" ! Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? A. To the Silverdone - they never get a touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? A. A thief Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then Detroit would want one Q. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit Lions playbook was stolen? A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl? A. The Detroit Lions Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football? A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. Q. Knock knock Who's there. Owen Owen Who? A. Oh an 10. -- Mladen Gogala -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Gogala, Mladen INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Weaver, Walt INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).