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Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 2:45
PM
Subject: RE: Are there any Detroit Lions
fans on this list?
As the only person on this list with enough spinal cord to
admit to being a Lions fan, I must take exception to your thoughts that the
Lions are losing because they stink. This is merely part of a brilliant
plan by Marty and the boys to get the first pick of the draft again. It
is sheer brilliance! Next season we'll have the cake-est schedule in the
league and the first pick of the draft! First round playoff loss, here
we come!
--Chris
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-----Original Message-----
From:
Gogala, Mladen [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 1:17 PM
To:
Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject: OT:Are
there any Detroit Lions fans on this list?
Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions
&
the Taliban?
A. The Taliban have a running game
Q. How do the Detroit Lions count
to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5,
0-6, 0-7,
0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in
common?
A. They
both can make 80,000 people stand up & yell
"Jesus Christ" !
Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion
out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a
tornado? A. To the Silverdone
- they never get
a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? A. A
thief
Q. Why
doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then
Detroit would want one
Q. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the
Detroit Lions
playbook was
stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring
it.
Q. What's
the difference between the Detroit Lions and a
dollar bill?
A.
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a
Superbowl? A. Nobody
knows and we may never
find out!
Q.
What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching
the SuperBowl?
A. The Detroit Lions
Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common? A.
Both play
dead at home and get killed on the
road
Q. How can
you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run
the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
Q. Knock knock
Who's there.
Owen
Owen Who?
A. Oh
an 10.
--
Mladen Gogala
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