Well, does this question get the same place in the 'hall of oracle list' as the legendary 'are you an idiot..?'...;)
--- Jared Still <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On Wednesday 19 June 2002 00:48, Farnsworth, Dave > wrote: > > Hallo, > > > > What is dual? > > Are you a dummy? ;) > > > > > > <g> > > > > -----Original Message----- > > Sent: Tuesday, June 18, 2002 2:07 PM > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > > > > Want to have a good laugh?... read on... I don't > think its OT :) > > > > A few minutes ago, my co-worker DBA was 'ordered' > by one of the Oracle > > Duhvelopers from our 'preferred vendor' to fix the > DUAL table so that the > > application will get a *specific* Sequence Number > for something. > > > > DBA: Why do you think DUAL is the problem? > > Duhveloper: ...'cause I see the PL/SQL code that > says 'from dual'. > > > > Boy! Are we in trouble or what?? ;) > > > > - Kirti > -- > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: > http://www.orafaq.com > -- > Author: Jared Still > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: > (858) 538-5051 > San Diego, California -- Public Internet > access / Mailing Lists > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an > E-Mail message > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of > 'ListGuru') and in > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB > ORACLE-L > (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed > from). You may > also send the HELP command for other information > (like subscribing). __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Sakthi , Raj INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
