The problem seems to be with the preferred ven-duh ! Regards: Ferenc Mantfeld Senior Performance Engineer Siebel Performance Engineering Melbourne, 3000, VIC, Australia Only Robinson Crusoe had all his work done by Friday
-----Original Message----- Sent: Tuesday, 18 June 2002 12:07 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Want to have a good laugh?... read on... I don't think its OT :) A few minutes ago, my co-worker DBA was 'ordered' by one of the Oracle Duhvelopers from our 'preferred vendor' to fix the DUAL table so that the application will get a *specific* Sequence Number for something. DBA: Why do you think DUAL is the problem? Duhveloper: ...'cause I see the PL/SQL code that says 'from dual'. Boy! Are we in trouble or what?? ;) - Kirti -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Deshpande, Kirti INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Ferenc Mantfeld INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
