Do you believe them? Mladen Gogala Oracle DBA Phone: (203) 459-6855 Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> -----Original Message----- > From: ltiu [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Monday, July 22, 2002 6:02 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > Subject: Re:RE: RE: Rant > > > IBM's latest DB2 claims to do this. Self monitoring, self healing. > > ltiu > > Quoting [EMAIL PROTECTED]: > > > Right and the database will tell the end user where to park > his/her stupid > > cartesian product sql statement!! > > > > Sometime after I'm dead and buried I'm sure. > > > > Dick Goulet > > > > ____________________Reply Separator____________________ > > Author: "Gogala; Mladen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Date: 7/22/2002 12:14 PM > > > > What happened to the dream about the database that doesn't need > > a DBA? Something like that was announced for the version 27i. > > You know, everything will tune itself, database engine will > > tap directly into the user's mind and, based on that, define the > > best possible access path. Of course, the instance would spread > > iself ideally accross the available disks, allocate the optimum > > amount of memory, tune its parameters and deinstall any MS Office > > products from the machine. Sort of Larry Ellison's version of > > "I have a dream" speach. > > > > -- > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > -- > Author: ltiu > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 > San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L > (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may > also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). > -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Gogala, Mladen INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
