My own theory is that either male or female don't use their brain much. In fact it's pretty equivalent to the load of a Java-free machine. And perhaps it is just as well as it is.
>----- ------- Original Message ------- ----- >From: "Sinardy Xing" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L ><[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Sent: Thu, 28 Aug 2003 00:59:27 > >Hi, > >This is my own theory, you can't find this >information from Oracle Document. > >Well... talking about women and men. >I believe most women use their left brain more than >right brain >and most men use their right brain more than left >brain. > >Function of left brain > - remember things, > - small thing but detail (this is the >reason why women take 1/2 a day to buy a pair of >shoe, and not that easy fall in love) > - person names > - history > - words (perhaps this is the reason why >women like to read novels) > >Function of right brain > - response to things (quick decision maker) >- this is the reason why so many 2 minute men in >the world > - everything in general (see thing in big >picture) > - person faces > - math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X > - pictures > >Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for >male DBA use your left brain when talk to women, >then she is yours. > >RF tell me if I am wrong.... > > >PS: Just kidding....., going to see Mars tonight I >miss my home town. :) > > >Sinardy > > > > >-----Original Message----- >Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25 >To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > >Women are also particularily good at remembering >small nasty things from >past which you've already forgotten long time ago. >Especially during >fights... >:) > >Tanel. > >----- Original Message ----- >To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" ><[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM > > >> Not being sexist in any way, but it's my >experience that Women are much >> better "generalists" than men, but that men are >much better specialists. >> Thats why I think women do better in school early >on, but once we men get >> into the University level and pick our >speciality, we kick butt. >> >> My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better >remembering overall >things >> than I was.... >> >> RF >> >> >> -----Original Message----- >> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L >> Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM >> >> c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been >written by a man :) >> >> (yes, sexist, I know) >> >> >> --- Tanel Poder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> > I've seen only one female in my life who would >be capable of writing >> > such >> > virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, >really). Women just >> > don't >> > waste their time on stuff like this. >> > >> > Tanel. >> > ----- Original Message ----- >> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" ><[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> > Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM >> > >> > >> > > "Guy"? You've eliminated 50% of all possible >suspects... >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at >[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: >> > > >> > > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy >behind this. >> > > > >> > > > Tanel. >> > > > >> > > > ----- Original Message ----- >> > > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" ><[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM >> > > > >> > > > >> > > >> For all you virus/worm lovers out there, >justice do come: >> > > >> >> > > >> FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe >> > > >> Easynews says it's cooperating with the >bureau to find the >> > person >> > > >> who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group >it hosts. >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> Dick Goulet >> > > >> Senior Oracle DBA >> > > >> Oracle Certified 8i DBA >> > > >> -- -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Stephane Faroult INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services --------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).