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-----Original Message-----
From: A Joshi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 29 August 2003 06:35
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject: RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

 
 
sorry -- I do not read novels, do not respond visually to things, do not do math, do not remember
faces, do not see details AND do not see the big picture
i do eat and sleep a lot.

so either I am more lowly evolved or i need a refund or brain transform from those with more of it (someone out there has ma brain) or i need to sue the doctor who said i have brains even showed me a ugly b/w pic of it.


Rachel Carmichael <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
sorry -- I read novels, respond visually to things, do math, remember
faces but not names, see details AND the big picture

so either I am more highly evolved and use both sides of my brain (not
hardly) or the theory needs some modification


--- Sinardy Xing <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:
> Hi,
>
> This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle
> Document.
>
> Well... talking about women and men.
> I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain
> and most men use their right brain more than left brain.
>
> Function of left brain
> - remember things,
> - small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2 a
> day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love)
> - person names
> - history
> - words ! (perhaps this is the reason why women like to read novels)
>
> Function of right brain
> - response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reason why
> so many 2 minute men in the world
> - everything in general (see thing in big picture)
> - person faces
> - math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X
> - pictures
>
> Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use your
> left brain when talk to women, then she is yours.
>
> RF tell me if I am wrong....
>
>
> PS: Just kidding....., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town.
> :)
>
>
> Sinardy
>
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
>
> Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things
> from
> past which you've already forgotten long! time ago. Especially during
> fights...
> :)
>
> Tanel.
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM
>
>
> > Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are
> much
> > better "generalists" than men, but that men are much better
> specialists.
> > Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we
> men get
> > into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt.
> >
> > My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering
> overall
> things
> > than I was....
> >
> > RF
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM
> >
> > c'mon.! .. any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man
> :)
> >
> > (yes, sexist, I know)
> >
> >
> > --- Tanel Poder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:
> > > I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of
> writing
> > > such
> > > virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just
> > > don't
> > > waste their time on stuff like this.
> > >
> > > Tanel.
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM
> > >
> > >
> > > > "Guy"? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this.
> > > > >
> > > > > Tanel.
> > > > >
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> > > > >
> > > > >> For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe
> > > > >> Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the
> > > person
> > > > >> who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts.
> > > > >>
> informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091
&g! t; > > > >>
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