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Many will fall in love with you if you continue to submit > such things as this to the list. > > > Cary Millsap > Hotsos Enterprises, Ltd. > http://www.hotsos.com > > Upcoming events: > - Performance Diagnosis 101: 10/28 Phoenix, 11/19 Sydney > - SQL Optimization 101: 12/8-12 Dallas > - Hotsos Symposium 2004: March 7-10 Dallas > - Visit www.hotsos.com for schedule details... > > > -----Original Message----- > Bellow, Bambi > Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2003 4:39 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > Mladen -- > > I'm *stunned* you missed the most obvious of all DBA 101 questions... > > What is the average air velocity of an unladen swallow? > > Bambi. > > -----Original Message----- > Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2003 4:14 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > 1) What does it mean to grokkk? > 2) What is the answer to the question of life, universe and > everything? > 3) What happened to Sauron when he flipped the bird to Izildur? > 4) What is the monolyth and what was its effect on the resident apes? > 5) What is damagement? 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