How salty is the water?

-----Original Message-----
Bellow, Bambi
Sent: 27 October 2003 17:20
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Bill --

I appreciate your input to this very complex question.  IMHO, however, "she
turned me into a newt!" is, technically, an interview *statement* rather
than an interview *question*.  That being said, it can be used at the
beginning or end of the interview to set tone, but lesser candidates might
be inclined to send envelopes full of grass to thank you for taking the time
to interview them.  This may, or may not, be received favorably, and one
must realize the risks in making bold statements when interviewing
candidates who may be subpar.

Along those lines, I admit that in all my years of interviewing, I have
found that there are interview questions that it is simply better not to
ask: "when do you come around next?" (leads interviewee to think that he has
advanced to a second interview), and "how do you know he's a king?" (leads
to answers about SCOTT and MILLER with CONNECT BYs.  Not at all the intended
response).

However, I think you're on the right track, if a bit early in the scene.
Perhaps you'd consider "What also floats in water?".  Of course, there are
multiple answers (e.g., apples, very small stones, mud, churches) which
could arguably be deemed to show an acceptable level of knowledge, an
ability to think outside the box, and an inventive approach, even if the
salient points might not be wholly accurate.  Even so, the correct answer (a
duck) is technically not correct as it does not float, but swims (new
scientific has determined this with a fair amount of accuracy), and I'd hate
to hire a DBA who was stuck in old paradigms of science and/or technology.
A CICS programmer, sure, but not a DBA.

Now, if you'll just bring me a shrubbery, I can get on with my database
analysis.

Bambi.

-----Original Message-----
Sent: Friday, October 24, 2003 9:24 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Cary Millsap  scribbled on the wall in glitter crayon:

> Bambi,
>
> Be careful. Many will fall in love with you if you continue to submit
> such things as this to the list.

how about:

"she turned me into a newt!"
"a newt?"
"i got better."

--
Bill "Shrek" Thater     ORACLE DBA
"I'm going to work my ticket if I can..." -- Gilwell song
                [EMAIL PROTECTED]
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Behind an able man there are always other able men. - Chinese Proverb
--
Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net
--
Author: Thater, William
  INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Fat City Network Services    -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com
San Diego, California        -- Mailing list and web hosting services
---------------------------------------------------------------------
To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message
to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in
the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L
(or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from).  You may
also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
--
Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net
--
Author: Bellow, Bambi
  INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Fat City Network Services    -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com
San Diego, California        -- Mailing list and web hosting services
---------------------------------------------------------------------
To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message
to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in
the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L
(or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from).  You may
also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
---
Incoming mail is certified Virus Free.
Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
Version: 6.0.530 / Virus Database: 325 - Release Date: 22/10/2003

---
Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
Version: 6.0.530 / Virus Database: 325 - Release Date: 22/10/2003

-- 
Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net
-- 
Author: Mark Leith
  INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Fat City Network Services    -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com
San Diego, California        -- Mailing list and web hosting services
---------------------------------------------------------------------
To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message
to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in
the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L
(or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from).  You may
also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).

Reply via email to