On 12 May 2010 17:04, Stephen Price <step...@littlevoices.com> wrote:

> Hmm... write/run a cool application or have my cornea's gouged out with
> laser beams. Tough choice...


I watched a bunch of youtube videos before my wife had Lasik ... I don't
think they can really use any Lasik footage ever when trying to sell the
operation at $2500 per eye.

They peel your eyelids back with little clips and then put a mechanical
clamp thing on your eyeball itself. Then they slice the top off your eyeball
with a very, very, very small microtome. Then they vapourise the exposed bit
of your eye with the Eye Laser (you have to say it like Dr Evil) before
putting the flap they microtomed off back over (that helps it heal faster
apparently).

I think I just talked 300 people out of Lasik.

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