It's still Friday ...
I ordered a pair of red and blue matching Royal Wedding sick bags <http://lydialeith.bigcartel.com/product/royal-wedding-sick-bags-blue> from the UK for 8 pound (~$12) a week ago but they didn't arrive by today (despite the promise of first class royal mail). So I'm left here with nothing to retch into while the wife watches a 4 hour long TV commentary about an expensive farce where an inbred living fossil marries a "commoner" in an attempt to strengthen his bloodline. Oh lord, I heard Dame Edna for a few minutes, but where are the Chaser team? I just can't shake off a memory of the shrill voice of Michael Palin (as old woman/man) in The Holy Grail where he says to the king "Well, I didn't vote for you". (name withheld to avoid charges of treason)