I ordered my sick bags too, but they didn't arrive in time. So now my retinas have to endure the burden of reading email from people who evidently have enough time to pound out whinging emails to email lists in between retching. I wish they would retch more, and email less.
(just joking, but I hope you can appreciate the irony) Cheers Ken From: ozdotnet-boun...@ozdotnet.com [mailto:ozdotnet-boun...@ozdotnet.com] On Behalf Of Greg Keogh Sent: Friday, 29 April 2011 7:29 PM To: 'ozDotNet' Subject: Royal wedding It's still Friday ... I ordered a pair of red and blue matching Royal Wedding sick bags<http://lydialeith.bigcartel.com/product/royal-wedding-sick-bags-blue> from the UK for 8 pound (~$12) a week ago but they didn't arrive by today (despite the promise of first class royal mail). So I'm left here with nothing to retch into while the wife watches a 4 hour long TV commentary about an expensive farce where an inbred living fossil marries a "commoner" in an attempt to strengthen his bloodline. Oh lord, I heard Dame Edna for a few minutes, but where are the Chaser team? I just can't shake off a memory of the shrill voice of Michael Palin (as old woman/man) in The Holy Grail where he says to the king "Well, I didn't vote for you". (name withheld to avoid charges of treason)