To be fair, the email did have an... impact

Thats why you all allow me on this list, for these zing moments.


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Scott Barnes
http://www.riagenic.com

On Thu, Jan 4, 2018 at 1:24 PM, mike smith <meski...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Starting at PST?  Shouldn't there be a time before this, like 1300h PST?
>
> On Jan 4, 2018 13:10, "Greg Keogh" <gfke...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> If anyone in this group knows anyone in the Azure Team, can you please
>> pass my following message and advice on to them? ...
>>
>> Dear Azure Team,
>>
>> For the love of suffering humanity, stop using the word IMPACT in your
>> broadcast emails. The word is appearing more frequently and in more and
>> more bizarre and ambiguous ways. In the most recent email (see below) you
>> say "performance impact" three times, but does this mean "improve" or
>> "degrade" performance? The expression is completely ambiguous. And what is
>> an "impacted VM"? Did someone shoot projectiles into them? And most
>> puzzling of all, what on earth is a "reduced impact availability"? It
>> sounds like a line from a political comedy sketch.
>>
>> Never use the word impact figuratively, there is always a replacement
>> word that is more accurate and expressive.
>>
>> *Greg Keogh*
>>
>> *[image: Inline images 1]*
>>
>

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