Holy crap, Jeff! I'm reading your post, thinking of my response as I'm reading: "That's abuse of process! He can't continue to write tickets just because you've insulted him, that's abuse of process, you've gotta go fight them!"
Then I read your last line... Haven't laughted so hard in a while. Thanks for brightening a cold grey wet Sunday. (Too bad for the owner of the car, though. I guess I shouldn't have laughed, but I coudln't help it <g>) regards, frank Jeff wrote: > I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 > minutes. When I came out there was a [#@!$] motorcycle cop writing a > parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about > giving a guy a break?" > > He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a > pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for > having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the > second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started > writing a third ticket! > > This went on for about 10 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets > he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. > > I try to have a little fun each day. It's important. -- "The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true." -J. Robert Oppenheimer
