BTW, is it a true story, or are you just pulling our legs? -frank
Jeff wrote: > I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 > minutes. When I came out there was a [#@!$] motorcycle cop writing a > parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about > giving a guy a break?" > > He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a > pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for > having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the > second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started > writing a third ticket! > > This went on for about 10 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets > he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. > > I try to have a little fun each day. It's important. -- "The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true." -J. Robert Oppenheimer
