Shel, Adding "in-law" to both mother and son wherever applicable gives this joke totally different perspective, does it not? <VBG>
SB> A nice Jewish mother gave her son two ties for his birthday. Wanting to show SB> his appreciation for the gift, he wore one to dinner the next evening. Upon SB> seeing the tie, his mother said, "So, what was wrong with the other one that SB> you didn't wear it." Boris