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> From: "Christine  Aguila" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Date: 2008/06/30 Mon PM 06:26:44 GMT
> To: <pdml@pdml.net>
> Subject: On the Ones We Missed
> 
> I suspect that the talent on this list misses very few shots, but in the off 
> chance there are some funny stories about missed shots, I'd be very 
> interested in reading them--if you are interested in sharing them.    I've 
> even got a story of my own:

I've told this before but I can't find it in the archives (suspect it is in the 
hiatus between hosts) and it probably bears repeating.

Every year, a group of Boy Scouts meet to camp and play around for a week in 
what passes for the great outdoors in the UK.  One year, we decided to try 
fire-eating.  Mouthful of paraffin (kerosene), a lighted branch in one hand, 
blow and you get a satisfactory flame.  After a while, I decided to try to get 
a picture of someone doing it, which coincided with the someone trying it for 
the first time.

The mouthful of paraffin, blow, light went quite well.  But he had taken a big 
mouthful and was now blowing really hard as he realised he didn't quite know 
how to _stop_.

As his eyes began to bulge, he started to move backwards, away from the flame 
that was now creeping down the spout of vapour towards his face.  The walk 
became a trot and then a backwards gallop until his heels contacted a 
well-placed log and he slammed onto his back, producing a final, vesuvial belch 
of flame.

The final insult was that he had swallowed some paraffin and spent the next 24 
hours belching with a noise like a goat every 30 seconds.


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