Bob is the product of millenia of cultural advancement, from grunting Neanderthals to Sir Isaaac Newton rubbing his sore head and beyond. That sort of stuff doesn't come in a paper tube.
It comes in a glass. > > From: "P. J. Alling" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: 2008/09/24 Wed PM 05:26:52 GMT > To: Pentax-Discuss Mail List <pdml@pdml.net> > Subject: Re: Official, details on Dpreview > > Bob W wrote: > <snip> > > I think I really want some of what Bob is smoking... > > > My cleaner's Bulgarian and she always puts my forks back in the wrong > > drawer. I don't think she knows what they are. > > > > The Chinese invented forks in 27,000 BC during the Tang dynasty, but > > their use as food implements was not discovered until the middle of > > the Third Kingdom of Aethereal Blessings, when the Grand Yang had > > entered it's ninth Charm. Before that they had been used as ceremonial > > halberds by the Chipmunk Guard. When all the chipmunks died following > > the Killer Rice Plague of Yuan Dong Ho people found it very convenient > > to use the forks to barbecue the tiny beasties. Parents learned from > > their children to eat the carbonised flesh directly from the forks and > > lo! a cutlery was born. > > > > Bob > > > > > -- > You get further with a kind word and a gun, than with a kind word alone. > --Al Capone. > > > -- > PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List > PDML@pdml.net > http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow > the directions. > ----------------------------------------- Email sent from www.virginmedia.com/email Virus-checked using McAfee(R) Software and scanned for spam -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List PDML@pdml.net http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
