2008/11/8 Bob W <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: >> Toor a loo, toor a loo, toor a loo, toor a lama There's no >> one as Irish as Barack O'Bama.... >> >> I think this dates from early in 2008 but given the events of >> the last few days, it's good fun if you haven't heard it (or >> even if you have), whatever your political affiliations. >> >> >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xkw8ip43Vk >> > > Interestingly he is also closely related to Princess Diana and through her, of > course, there is a direct line of descent to Mary Magdalene. This means that > on > the maternal side he is a second cousin of Jesus Christ, and the > great-grandfather of Richard the Lionheart. There's some irony in this, as you > know, because while Richard the Lionheart was fighting Saladin in the Holy > Land, > he was fighting another of St. Barack's antecedents. Saladin was also one of > Obama's ancestors and a descendant of the Prophet (pbuh) via Saddam Hussein. > Saddam, as we all know, was the unholy spawn of Satan and therefore a close > relative of the Bush family. So we've got another Bush in the White House. > > On the paternal side his Kenyan ancestry obviously links him quite directly to > the early evolution of humankind. It can be proved genetically that he is a > direct descendant of Lucy, the Australopithecine, and therefore of the very > first humans, blessed by their outstanding intelligence and ability to run. > That's why he was so good at running for President. This puts him in direct > contradiction of those Christian fundamentalists who don't believe in > evolution, > but as a the first cousin of Christ he is obviously also related directly to > God, so the fundies will have to change their minds. And who, in recent times, > looked most like God? Why, Charles Darwin of course! > > So Barack is the apotheosis of mankind and a synthesis between the secular > Christian and Muslim worlds. I believe he also answers to the name Apollo, > flies > around the world on a golden chariot every day, rising in the east and setting > in the west, bringing light to the world and making all the flowers grow.
LOL And this second best laugh I've had all week. Cheers, Dave -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List PDML@pdml.net http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
