> Toor a loo, toor a loo, toor a loo, toor a lama There's no > one as Irish as Barack O'Bama.... > > I think this dates from early in 2008 but given the events of > the last few days, it's good fun if you haven't heard it (or > even if you have), whatever your political affiliations. > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xkw8ip43Vk >
Interestingly he is also closely related to Princess Diana and through her, of course, there is a direct line of descent to Mary Magdalene. This means that on the maternal side he is a second cousin of Jesus Christ, and the great-grandfather of Richard the Lionheart. There's some irony in this, as you know, because while Richard the Lionheart was fighting Saladin in the Holy Land, he was fighting another of St. Barack's antecedents. Saladin was also one of Obama's ancestors and a descendant of the Prophet (pbuh) via Saddam Hussein. Saddam, as we all know, was the unholy spawn of Satan and therefore a close relative of the Bush family. So we've got another Bush in the White House. On the paternal side his Kenyan ancestry obviously links him quite directly to the early evolution of humankind. It can be proved genetically that he is a direct descendant of Lucy, the Australopithecine, and therefore of the very first humans, blessed by their outstanding intelligence and ability to run. That's why he was so good at running for President. This puts him in direct contradiction of those Christian fundamentalists who don't believe in evolution, but as a the first cousin of Christ he is obviously also related directly to God, so the fundies will have to change their minds. And who, in recent times, looked most like God? Why, Charles Darwin of course! So Barack is the apotheosis of mankind and a synthesis between the secular Christian and Muslim worlds. I believe he also answers to the name Apollo, flies around the world on a golden chariot every day, rising in the east and setting in the west, bringing light to the world and making all the flowers grow. Bob -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List PDML@pdml.net http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.
