On Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 12:36 PM, Cory Waters <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Anybody got the number for the Governor of NC?

I think it goes something like this:

1. Fill out the maintenance-request request form.  In triplicate.
Review takes 10 to 15 business days.

2. If approved a park ranger will deliver one maintenance request
form.  It, too, has to be completed in triplicate.

3.  Find a photocopier.

4.  Fill out the form.  Review takes 10 to 15 business days.

5.  If approved a park ranger will evaluate the breaker and deliver
the major-electrical-maintenance request form.  Repeat steps 3 and 4.

6.  If approved an electrical engineer will re-evaluate the breaker
and deliver the actually-do-the-damn-work request form.  Steps 3 and
4.

7.  If approved a team of no less than 4 linemen will arrive within
one week to flip the damn switch.  Please be available between the
hours of 8am and 4pm EST.

8.  They miss their appointment.

9.  Call to bitch^H^H^H^H^H reschedule.  See number 7.

10.  They arrive while you're at lunch.  Number 9.

11.  The arrive while you're there.  Since they're union, it take 4
days to do the work.

12.  Microwave the damn hat after you're sure that nothing else is
plugged in and the lights are all off.

13.  Cotty went back to England two months ago.  Eat it yourself.

14.  ?

15.  Drive home and look for a new job.

> CW
>
> Scott Loveless wrote:
>>
>> On Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 12:28 PM, Cory Waters <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> Never mind the marinade, we can microwave the hat in PDML Central.
>>>
>>
>> Who, exactly, do we talk to when you throw that breaker in the bathroom?
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