Just listening to Diana Krall singing a slightly suggestive song she recorded in 1999, written by Michael Franks, called "Popsicle Toes". She had shortened and reversed the male female references.
The original lyrics: And when God gave out rhythm He sure was good to you. You can add, subtract, multiply and divide... By two. I know today's your birthday, And I did not buy no rose. But I wrote this song instead and I call it, "Popsicle Toes". Popsicle toes. Popsicle toes are always froze. Popsicle toes. You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes. You must have been Miss Pennsylvania With all this pulchritude. How come you always load your Pentax When I'm in the nude? We oughta have a birthday party, And you can wear you birthday clothes We can hit the floor And go explore those Popsicle toes. You got the nicest North America This sailor ever saw. I'd like to feel your warm Brazil And touch your Panama But Your Tierra del Fuegos Are nearly always froze. We gotta see saw until we unthaw those Popsicle toes. Popsicle toes. Popsicle toes are always froze. Popsicle toes. You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes Joseph McAllister pentax...@mac.com -- I couldn't remember most of what I know today if it weren't for others sharing their knowledge of my past on the Internet. Thank you… -- PDML Pentax-Discuss Mail List PDML@pdml.net http://pdml.net/mailman/listinfo/pdml_pdml.net to UNSUBSCRIBE from the PDML, please visit the link directly above and follow the directions.