On 8/9/16, Bob W-PDML, discombobulated, unleashed: >Where I work we have a carbon-neutral policy, and are required to >collect a large pink balloon first thing in the morning, attach it to >our arses, and inflate it with fart gasses throughout the day. > >At home-time it's collected by someone from facilities management, and >the contents are used to power the building the following day. > >Except after a curry evening, and for vegetarians, it's proved next to >impossible to generate enough wind by fart-power alone, so many people >just fill them with the guff that comes out during management meetings. > >Occasionally one escapes and bounces Rover-like through the West End of >London, causing all sorts of nervousness.
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