On Thu, 3 Oct 2002, Collin Brendemuehl wrote: > Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He > doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy > takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. > > He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can >help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. >Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Beg to differ on "world's funniest joke," however, it may be in the running for one of the pinicles of humour. However, the best joke, ever: Q: What'd the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where the hell's my tractor? (Admit it, you laughed! Unless you're female, for who this joke is strangely unfunny, its a mystery) (insert OT rants here) And now, the ontopic version: Q: What'd the photographer say when he couldn't find his DSLR? A: Nothing, he shoots Pentax. -g. -- http://www.infotainment.org "The destructive character is cheerful." - Walter Benjamin
