> To protect the leadership. It's called the musical
> chairs theory of unaccountability.
>
> Ian

Hey Ian,

In the world of finance, what you said is called "saving ass" or
"ass saving", depending on which one you like more. If you are
someone with some authority and have those below you with lots of
responsibility, whenever there is a screw up, you can try to
point fingers at them to save your own "ass". This is why it is
called "ass saving" in those circles. It doesn't work forever
though. At some point, the unit you are in charge screws up so
badly that a security guard escorts you to the door, as I have
witnessed many, many times.

Here is a fictitious story which covers not just "ass saving" but
also one reason why most financial corporations loved this thing
called out-sourcing:

Suppose, for whatever reason, the executives of a firm that
manages about $360 billion decide to install an enterprise wide
risk management system. Actually we know: they want to monitor
their portfolio managers, so that they can point fingers at them
when there is a screw up.

Now, consider a Managing Director of Information Technology at
this firm. As an Information Technology Managing Director,
suppose that this person has no idea about "modern portfolio
theory", so-called Litterman decomposition, Value at Risk and
cannot even tell the difference between say duration and maturity
of a fixed income asset, which means she knows nothing about risk
management. Further, she knows nothing about stochastic
processes, term structure models, option pricing, CAPM and all
that garbage either, which makes her a complete idiot in the eyes
of those who know about that stuff, like myself, that is.

So, she hires first, say, Reufers, a very respectable firm, of
course, but no less idiots than her as far as risk management
goes, as consultants to manage the installation project and
naturally they screw up, say, after a year. By firing them, she
saves her "ass" but since she is still in trouble, she this time
hires, say, IBN, another respectable firm, of course, but no less
idiots than her as far as risk management goes, as consultants to
manage the installation project and naturally they screw up, say,
after a year. By firing them, she saves her "ass" once again but
since she is still in trouble, she this time hires, say, Orakle.

Do you think she can survive if Orakle screws up too?

And this fictitious story ends with me saying that I had seen her
escorted out by a security guard, after Orakle screwed up.

For your information, in this fictitious story, the first two of
the firms mentioned were there, that is, Reufers and IBN. By the
way, IBN consultants cost this particular money management firm
from $2500 to $5000 daily, depending on their seniority, or,
should we say, stupidity.

Best,
Sabri

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