from the ONION: American Voices: the Gay-Marriage Amendment
The US Senate voted yesterday on a proposed Constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage. What do you think? Patrick Walsh, Bulldozer Operator "Hopefully this will put to rest the gays' filthy desire to file joint tax returns once and for all." David Cherney, Car Wash Attendant "A ban on gay marriage is a good first step, but it's time to get serious about a complete ban on the institution." Ariel Kenner, Piano Accompanist "I won't rest until we declare heterosexuality the official sexuality of the United States." [All of the above is fictional.] -- Jim Devine / "The crippling of individuals I consider the worst evil of capitalism. Our whole educational system suffers from this evil. An exaggerated competitive attitude is inculcated into the student, who is trained to worship acquisitive success as a preparation for his future career." -- Albert Einstein.
