Hmm. You're right. Maybe something like the following would help:
<?php
if ($_SESSION["irony"])
{
$rs = enjoyJoke($_POST["msg"])
}else{
$rs = fixProblem($_POST["msg"])
}
echo "<h3>". $rs ."</h3>";
?>
-----Original Message-----
From: Robert Cummings [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 2:24 PM
To: Chris Hubbard
Cc: John Manko; PHP General
Subject: RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
Unfortunately I don't think some people "got" the joke. Next thing you
know their going to complain that PHP should have told them the
punchline ;)
Cheers,
Rob.
On Thu, 2003-07-24 at 18:17, Chris Hubbard wrote:
> Now this is funny. John, you've captured the irony of a number of recent
> posts. Congrats. Been a while since I laughed this hard. Cobol. egad.
> That's a nice touch.
> Thanks for the levity.
> chris
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: John Manko [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 2:04 PM
> To: PHP General
> Subject: [PHP] PHP should know my data!
>
>
> I just wrote a web app, but I'm completely disgusted with PHP. The
> application works great, but PHP is not smart enough to know what data
> belongs in my database. Really, I have to enter the stuff in myself. I
> spent 2 long days writing this (sweating and crying), and you mean to
> tell me that it doesn't auto-populate my database information? Come on,
> people! Data entry is the thing of the past! Maybe I'll convert my
> codebase to COBOL or something. At least, it has proven experience with
> user data! Sometimes I wonder how long this "innovative" technology
> will last when there are incompetent languages like PHP, Perl, and
> Java. Color me disappointed.
>
> John Manko
> IT Professional
>
>
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