"No, believe it or not, even fundamentalist Christians don’t have to
believe every little thing
their pastor believes."

Wow, has anyone told the Obama-haters this?

On Sep 8, 9:21 am, Gaar <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/separating-palin-fact-from-palin-fiction/
>
> Whether it’s really a Chinese curse or not, you can’t say we don’t
> live in interesting times.
>
> Two weeks ago, I was reporting from the Democratic National
> Convention; the Obama bounce looked solid, and on Thursday night,
> following the Mile High Annunciation, things were looking pretty grim
> for the Grumpy Old Man and the GOP.  Of course, by Friday morning,
> things were looking rather different — Sarah Palin was announced as
> the vice presidential choice, political junkies were seeing their
> chiropractors about their whiplash injuries, and suddenly a new fresh
> face was in a free-fire zone.
>
> Now, make no mistake, I like Sarah Palin a lot; in many ways she’s
> closer to my politics than anyone I’ve seen in a long while.  I voted
> for her in the PJM Veepstakes, multiple times.  That was all based on
> what I’d read, at Beldar’s blog and others, and a little bit I’d heard
> from my relatives in Alaska.  Of course, most people know that what
> immediately followed the Palin announcement was a prodigious swarm of
> new rumors; it seemed that, failing any useful opposition research,
> people were just making things up about Palin. After I had received
> thirty or so of them from left-leaning friends, I got a little tired
> of it, and wrote an email with a bullet list of some of the things I’d
> read, true, false, and simply ludicrous.  I sent this to a private
> mailing list of some friends, and then it occurred to me to create a
> post on the Palin rumors.
>
> And, as Bart said, “The rest was history.”
>
> So this is the complete list of Palin Rumors, at least as it stands
> about midnight Mountain Time on September 7, 2008.  (The link will
> take you back to the complete and current list on my blog
> Explorations.)  I make a point of the time because the list has been
> growing by around seven rumors a day; there’s at least one in my queue
> that I haven’t been able to completely track down yet.
>
> Warning: some parts of this are jokes.  On purpose.
>
> Sarah Palin Rumors
>
> 1. Yes, she is governor of Alaska. No, she’s not the lieutenant
> governor. No, she’s not currently mayor of Wasilla. Yes, she was mayor
> of Wasilla, some years ago.
> 2. Yes, as governor of Alaska, she’s the commander in chief of the
> Alaska National Guard. And yes, her professional military subordinate
> is quite impressed with her in that role.
> And yes, the New York Times says the job of governor of Alaska is one
> of the harder, and more powerful, jobs in state government.
> 3. Yes, there are people in Alaska who think she’s too liberal.
> 4. Yes, she did giggle when someone called Lyda Green a “bitch.” Yes,
> Lyda Green is a cancer survivor. Yes, it was the same Lyda Green who
> tried to force a scheduling conflict that would make Palin miss her
> son’s high school graduation. Yes, this would also be the Lyda Green
> who complained no one had asked her about Palin during the vetting
> process.
> 5. Yes, she did push for and approve the Wasilla Sports Center. Yes,
> it did cost a lot of money. (People keep saying $20 million, that
> article says $14.5 million, but then they also added a $1.2 million
> dollar food service/kitchen piece. This year, after Palin was out of
> office as mayor.) Yes, the city went into debt to do it (how did you
> buy your house, bunkie?) and raised the city sales tax from 2 percent
> to 2.5 percent to pay for it. 6. Yes, the city is paying it off early.
> Yes, there is an ongoing dispute about title (following a struggle
> with the Nature Conservancy and another buyer. And yes, at the time it
> was built, Wasilla had a Federal judge’s decision that they had title
> to the land.
> 7. Yes, she did want authority to have wolves culled from the air,
> because they were taking too many moose and caribou. Which people hunt
> for food in the back country in Alaska. No, she isn’t shooting them
> herself. I mean, not that she couldn’t, but I’m sure she doesn’t have
> time.
> No, the Downs baby (Trig) isn’t Bristol’s kid, and no, the kid wasn’t
> born with Downs because (a) Palin flew on an airplane (b) went home to
> have the baby after an amniotic leak (c) because he was the result of
> incest between Todd Palin and Bristol.
> No, Track (the kid who is leaving for Iraq) didn’t join the NG because
> he was a drug addict. He may have joined the NG because he was tired
> of people saying his Mom was getting him into the good hockey leagues.
> (Yes, that one was original reporting. I’ve got sources in Wasilla.)
> No, Willow and Piper aren’t named for witches on TV. Among other
> things, Willow was born before Buffy came on TV, and Piper was born
> before Charmed.
> Yes, Trig’s name may be misspelled. Isn’t it usually “Tryg” as in
> “Trygve”? In any case, I doubt he’s named for the secretary general of
> the UN (1948-1952), either. But at least that was before he was born,
> unlike the others. (Thanks to Chris, via his blog.)
> Yes, it appears that she has a Big Dipper tattooed on her ankle. She
> lost a bet.
> No, she’s never been in any porn as far as anyone can find (and God
> knows I get enough Google hits on those very topics.) I would think
> the Big Dipper tattoo would be a giveaway.
> No, no one seems to be able to even find swimsuit pictures of her from
> her beauty queen days; God knows I looked. The bikini pictures that
> are around are photoshopped, just like the Vogue cover I have up.
> No she wasn’t a member of the (wild-eyed libertarian) Alaska
> Independence Party, although her husband once was.
> No, neither the (Canadian) National Post, nor Marc Armbinder at the
> Atlantic have troubled themselves to issue a correction. Yes, the New
> York Times did finally correct their story of September 1 — on
> September 5. And on page 14. This was after Elizabeth Bumiller was
> quoted by Howard Kurtz as saying she was “completely confident about
> the story.” Yes, that was after the New York Times’s source retracted
> the story. Yes, this should embarrass the Times, Bumiller, and Howard
> Kurtz. No, there have been no signs of embarrassment.
> No, she was never a Pat Buchanan supporter; even when Buchanan claims
> she was, she was on the board of Steve Forbes’s campaign in Alaska.
> Yes, Palin was a Steve Forbes supporter in 2000.
> No, she’s not anti-semitic. In fact, she has an Israeli flag in her
> office. (Contrary to popular belief, the usual Evangelical thinks
> Israel has a right to exist, granted by God.)
> No, I don’t think she’s being “indoctrinated by Lieberman and AIPAC as
> we speak”; I don’t get the feeling that being indoctrinated is
> something that Palin does well.
> Yes, it seems unlikely that she’s going to be in hiding for the next
> two weeks, seeing as she’s been in rallies twice in the last two days.
> Or at least it’s going to be real rough, given that she has three
> media interviews scheduled today (September 6) alone.
> Yes, it does appear that Palin’s local pastor preached about an end
> time when God will judge everyone, even Wasilla, Alaska, and the
> United States. Duh. This is called the Book of Revelations, and while
> I don’t believe it personally, I don’t see it as a disqualifier for
> the hundred million or so Baptists, Methodists, Evangelicals,
> Episcopalians, Catholics, Assembly of God, Presbyterian, Lutherans
> (traditional and Missouri Synod), African Methodist, and so on
> Christians in the United States.
> Yes, I do sometimes wonder about the state of Andrew’s health.
> No, she’s doesn’t believe that the Iraq War was directed by God. Yes,
> she did pray that proceeding with the war was God’s will: “they should
> pray ‘that our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is
> from God, that’s what we have to make sure we are praying for, that
> there is a plan, and that plan is God’s plan.’” (Ever hear the phrase
> “Not my will, but Thine, be done”?) Yes, this apparently freaks some
> people right out.
> No, Buchanan doesn’t support her now; in fact he’s supporting Obama.
> (Buchanan did think her speech was amazing, but then so do 80 percent
> of the people who saw it.) Or maybe not. Buchanan sure doesn’t like
> McCain though.
> Yes, she was apparently pregnant when she got married
> No, so far there’s no confirmation she had an affair while she was
> married, and they’ve denied it pretty strongly. No, she wouldn’t be
> the first Christian woman who got a little on the side, if it were
> true.
> No, she wasn’t named as a co-respondent in a divorce; there’s no
> evidence she had an affair with her husband’s business partner. The
> partner tried to have his divorce records sealed because he was being
> harrassed by journalists who used them to get his phone number.
> Yes, barring immaculate conception virgin birth (whatever), Bristol
> appears to have had sex with her fiancee. No, Bristol didn’t receive
> only “abstinence-only” sex ed. [The biggest item of controversy in
> this whole process has been, of all things, details of Christian
> doctrine and sectarian differences.]
> Yes, I have it on reliable report that Sarah Levi’s mom has been heard
> screaming “Way to go Levi!” at her future son-in-law son. No, it
> doesn’t appear to have been when Bristol broke the news to her family.
> Note: I originally understood this story to be about Sarah, not Levi’s
> mom, in the context of hockey games. As such, it’s shouldn’t be in a
> Sarah Palin Rumors story, but I like the story too much to delete it.
> Yes, her 17 year-old-daughter is pregnant; no, the baby’s father is
> not an eighth grader; no, having sex at 16 is not statutory rape in
> Alaska. And no, there’s no way that a 17 year old can be 5 months
> pregnant as a result of having sex before she was 16. Learn to count
> for God’s sakes.
> Yes, she did fire the public safety guy — but he said in the Anchorage
> paper that, for the record, she never, and no one else in her
> administration ever, tried to make him fire her ex-brother-in-law.
> And yes, the state trooper (her sister’s ex-husband) she was worried
> about did: tase her 10 year old nephew; drive his state patrol car
> while drinking or drunk; did threaten to “bring her down”; and did
> threaten to murder her father and sister if they dared to get an
> attorney to help with the divorce.
> Yes, the state trooper was suspended when he was put under a court
> protective order.
> No, the trooper wasn’t fired.
> Yes, she did fire the Wasilla police chief asayor; yes, it was because
> he was lying to the City Council.
> Yes, she did try to cut her own salary as mayor by $4000 a year; yes,
> she had voted against the $4000 a year raise while on the City
> Council.
> No, she didn’t cut funding for unwed mothers; yes, she did increase it
> by “only” 354 percent instead of 454 percent, as part of a multi-year
> capital expenditures program. No, the Washington Post doesn’t appear
> to have corrected their story. Even after this was pointed out in the
> comments on the story.
> No, she didn’t cut special needs student funding; yes, she did raise
> it by “only” 175 percent.
> Yes, she did try, clearly unsuccessfully, to get Bristol married off
> to her fiancee before the story came out.
> Yes, she did ask the librarian if some books could be withdrawn
> because of being offensive; no, they couldn’t; yes, it was
> “rhetorical,, at least as was reported contemporaneously in 1996 (and
> thanks to Cecil Turner@ Just One Minute for this); yes, she did
> threaten to fire the librarian a month later; no, that wasn’t over the
> books thing but instead over administrative issues; no, the librarian
> wasn’t fired either; yes, the librarian was a big supporter of one of
> her political opponents; yes, the librarian was also a close friend of
> the chief of police mentioned above; no, this is not the first time in
> the history of civilization that someone has been threatened with
> being fired over a political dispute.
> No, the list of books she wanted to ban that’s being passed around
> isn’t real; among other things, it includes a number of books
> published after her time in office there.
> No, that hasn’t actually deterred people from claiming it really is
> true even if the list isn’t correct. For example: “This list might not
> in fact reflect the books Sarah Palin wanted banned. As more than one
> person in Comments has pointed out, some of them were not published
> when Palin was in office. It is my hope that the mainstream media will
> not let this story drop and that at some point an actual list will
> surface. The very thought of having someone who once advocated book-
> banning possibly occupying one of the highest offices of our land
> fills me with profound dread. It should fill you with dread too.”
> No, I don’t understand why a fake list is supposed to fill me with
> dread, either.
> No, it wasn’t won’t be [bad tense, hasn’t happened yet] a shotgun
> wedding; Bristol and Levi been engaged for a good while according to
> Levi’s mother. It was either an accident or just an unconventional
> order.
> Yes, she’s an was an Assembly of God Holy Roller. No, she doesn’t
> attend an AoG church now. Yes, she did leave the AoG because they were
> getting too weird for her.
> No, she’s not anti-Mormon. No, not all AoG churches are anti-Mormon.
> (AoG is even more hard-core about allowing each pastor and
> congregation to make their own decisions than the Baptists are.)
> (Thanks to AnonAmom in the comments.)
> No, she’s not from another planet. No, I haven’t actually heard that
> one yet, but you wait. Okay, I have now heard it.
> Yes, she apparently believes in some variant of intelligent design.
> No, she didn’t try to force the schools to teach it; she said if
> someone brought it up, it was an appropriate subject for debate.
> No, she doesn’t believe in “abstinence only” education. Yes, she
> thinks abstinence is an effective way of preventing pregnancy. Duh.
> Yes, she believes kids should learn about condom use in schools.
> Yes, she did smoke marijuana, when it was legal in Alaska. Yes, she
> apparently did inhale.
> Yes, she kills animals and eats them, and wears their skins.
> Yes, she was a beauty contest contestant.
> Yes, she was once a sportscaster.
> Yes, she has a college degree in journalism, but I won’t hold that
> against her, as she seems to have found honest work as well.
> Yes, she sometimes wears her hair up; no that’s not a “beehive.”
> Yes, her husband is Not A White Person (he’s a Yup’ik; an Eskimo but
> not an Inuit as my Inuit cousins have taken some pains to explain)
> Yes, she has on occasion, as mayor, tried to get money from the
> federal government.
> Yes, she did finally turn down the money for the bridge. Yes, that
> meant changing her mind about it.
> Yes, she was vetted extensively, not just in three days — I’ve got
> links to press reports about people coming to Wasilla on May 29, and
> we had her on our Veepstakes at PJM from the first day we ran it.
> Yes, she want to a bunch of colleges before getting a degree. No,
> that’s not illegal. Yes, she seems to have made something of herself
> anyway.
> No, they didn’t talk to a lot of the R’s power structure during the
> vetting; that probably has to do with the fact that she beat them in
> elections and sent a bunch of them to jail.
> Yes, Sarah Palin’s acceptance speech was written by a speechwriter.
> Duh. No, none of Obama’s, McCain’s, nor Biden’s speeches were
> impromptu off the cuff things either.
> Yes, she did put the governor’s plane on eBay. No, that’s not how it
> was finally sold. Yes, McCain did say it wrong. Bad McCain.
> No, Sarah Palin doesn’t have such control of Alaskans that people are
> afraid to say bad things about her. (What, are you nuts? Look at this
> list.) No, I don’t think it’s likely that she called Obama
> “Sambo.” (Good God, man, I’m ten years older than she and I barely
> remember “Little Black Sambo.”) Yes, it seems unlikely to me that
> she’d be a real racist and marry a Yup’ik (or a part Yup’ik). But yes,
> people are capable of amazing things. Yes, I’m sure there are people
> who don’t like her — I’ve talked with some myself. And no, I don’t
> think this waitress would have been thrilled to be called an
> “aboriginal.” And yes, if she called Hillary a “bitch,” I’m pretty
> confident is wasn’t the first time anyone in politics has said that.
> No, she’s not a “global warming denier,” and when the crush dies down
> remind me to explain why the very phrasing “global warming denier” is
> anti-scientific, anti-intellectual, and a clear sign of a desire to
> impose your beliefs by coercion. But in the mean time, while I do
> believe that she has expressed some skepticism that warming is wholly
> human-caused, the existence of the Alaska Climate Change Sub-Cabinet
> and the Alaska Climate Change Strategy work demonstrate that she’s
> considering the problem and has brought together people more expert
> than she to advise her.
> Yes, Todd Palin did have a DUI. Twenty-two years ago. Get a grip.
> No, Sarah Palin’s brother isn’t in jail. No matter what the commenter
> at Anderson Cooper’s page says. (Thanks to Galynn in comments.)
> Yes, Sarah Palin’s pastor apparently does believe that gays can
> “repent” and be cured of homosexuality. No, believe it or not, even
> fundamentalist Christians don’t have to believe every little thing
> their pastor believes. Yes, Palin seems to be more libertarian about
> this.
> Yes, contrary to press reports, Sarah Palin’s mother-in-law plans to
> vote for her and the R ticket (on Inside Edition this evening).
> No, the fact that some 17-year-old was arrested for malicious mischief
> at the right time doesn’t mean Track Palin was. Goddamn, Josh, have
> you no shame at all?
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