From: *Travis*
Date: Sun, Sep 7, 2008
Subject: Dumb Question
Bet this makes you smile!! so
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*Dumb Question*
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*T**he next time someone asks you a dumb question, wouldn't you like to
respond like this?*
*Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my
dog Athena, the wonder dog. I was about to check out when a woman behind
me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant? **
Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that "No, I didn't
have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again**,** although I
probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the
bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of **every hole in my body and IVs in both
arms." I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.) **
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
had poisoned me. I told her "No; I had stepped off a curb to **PEE on a
tire and a car hit me."**
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard! *
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*WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore. **
**and I'm still laughing..............*
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