terriffic. i'm stealing it too.
On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 6:41 PM, mark <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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>
>
> A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant
> outside a Maryland immigration office.
>
> 'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you three
> wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and
> three children.'
>
> The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good
> teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'
> The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING !
> -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
>
> 'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'
>
> The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three
> car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my
> family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I
> want to bring them all over here..
>
> ' PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion
> with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ
> in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.
>
> 'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand.
>
> 'Yes, one more wish.
>
> I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these
> tore cloths, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to
> have white skin like Americans.
>
> ' PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a
> Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth
> back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
>
> 'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'
>
> THIS IS GOOD .......
>
>
> The fairy said 'Tough shit, Mac, Now that you are a White American,
> you have to fend for yourself.'
> And she disappeared!
> >
>
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