go for it travis.
On Oct 1, 7:44 pm, Travis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> terriffic. i'm stealing it too.
>
>
>
> On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 6:41 PM, mark <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> > A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant
> > outside a Maryland immigration office.
>
> > 'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you three
> > wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and
> > three children.'
>
> > The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good
> > teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'
> > The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING !
> > -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
>
> > 'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'
>
> > The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three
> > car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my
> > family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I
> > want to bring them all over here..
>
> > ' PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion
> > with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ
> > in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.
>
> > 'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand.
>
> > 'Yes, one more wish.
>
> > I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these
> > tore cloths, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to
> > have white skin like Americans.
>
> > ' PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a
> > Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth
> > back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
>
> > 'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'
>
> > THIS IS GOOD .......
>
> > The fairy said 'Tough shit, Mac, Now that you are a White American,
> > you have to fend for yourself.'
> > And she disappeared!
>
> --
> *~@):~{>
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