I often wonder if democrats realize just what a laughing stock they
have become. Think about it, as a humorist, is there a more target
rich environment? But, most delightful is the all consuming
schadenfreude we conservatives derive from laughing at them as they
snobbishly assume we are laughing with them. To quote Rush; “we are
having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have”.
Think about it; the democrats have foisted upon their legions
pestilence, famine and misery and those great unwashed, leftward
leaning dregs reply in unison, “thank you sir; may I have another”.
It’s like watching Barney Fife make a citizens arrest.
You sometimes one has to wonder if democrat voters are suffering from
beaten wife syndrome, call it beaten voter syndrome. Really, the
voting predisposition for blacks in this country favors democrats nine
to one, when history would suggest a polar opposite political
persuasion in that demographic. After all, it was the northern
republicans that fought against slavery. It was republicans that
Lyndon Johnson turned to for support of civil rights legislation. That
being the same Lyndon Johnson responsible for the war on poverty, by
the way, how’s that going? I’ll give you a hint; visit any discount
grocery on the third of any month and you can see for yourself. It’s
disgusting. Had any other country did that to any minority living
within our borders we would be at a state of war. Yet, the black
community continues their incessant, incestuous marriage with those
that have re-enslaved them. {Insert punch line here}
The recent financial collapse that will end western civilization is
just the latest comedy directed by the DNC and targeted squarely at
those they purport to care for, the poor and the elderly. Still, the
AARP is the geriatric version of ACORN with fewer teeth and subsidized
Viagra. That’s a knee slapper of guffaw proportion.
Democrats insert, “the children” into every postulate and proposal.
After all, think of the children. All the while it is those same
Leninist who have destroyed public education and squelched any attempt
at privatization. And, of course, the teachers union responds by
raising their union dues in order to greater finance the politicians
that bent them over in the first place. Moe, Larry and Curly would be
proud.
While a large majority of Jews routinely vote democrat it is those
same democrats that have thwarted Israel’s right to crush their
enemies with extreme prejudice. Hey, this is really a hoot; John Kerry
enjoyed 70% of the Jewish vote in 2004. That’s just laugh out loud
funny.
Most funny, at least for me, is the constant harping by Nitze
neurotics about their support for the constitution while Charminizing
it as toilet tissue and berating George Bush for following article
two. Really, it’s Laverne and Shirley all over again.
Show me a problem and I will dust for the fingerprints of democrats
every time. From Vietnam to Venezuela, a common denominator in all
human endeavors is the presence of those rascally democrats.
As America is peering into the abyss and socializing our financial
institutions take heart and enjoy, for it is the comedy of errors
tickling our funny bone even as Rome burns. So, I say, let it all go
to hell, let’s enjoy the collapse and revel in the discombobulating
demise. For such is true and unassailable; when we re-visit 1860 and
begin civil war two, those pinky waving Leninists loving laugh tracks
will not be at war with civil blue blood republican senators that they
have routinely romped. Oh no, they will be up against a much more
formidable foe, that is we conservatives and here is the most
prescient truisms ever posited; we practice the second amendment, with
a vengeance.
Conservative Springfield 15 OCT 08
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