a Nigerian Pastor in an effort to demonstrate to his congregation that he has a 'moral authority from God' to exhort his congregation to kill their LGBT neighbors, friends and relatives, attempted to duplicate the 'miracles of Jesus' by walking on water --- he should have probably demonstrated walking on water before the crucifiction ... the holes in his feet couldn't have helped much.
On Monday, January 20, 2014 12:36:34 PM UTC-6, Travis wrote: > > > Nigerian Pastor Tries to Walk on Water Like Jesus, Then Drowns in Front of > His > Congregation<http://www.reportghananews.com/nigerian-pastor-tries-to-walk-on-water-like-jesus-then-drowns-in-front-of-his-congregation/> > <http://www.reportghananews.com/nigerian-pastor-tries-to-walk-on-water-like-jesus-then-drowns-in-front-of-his-congregation/> > http://www.reportghananews.com/nigerian-pastor-tries-to-walk-on-water-like-jesus-then-drowns-in-front-of-his-congregation/ > > > http://allchristiannews.com/pastor-tries-to-walk-on-water-like-jesus-then-drowns-in-front-of-his-congregation/ > > > > On the 8th of January, within hours after Nigerian President Goodluck > Jonathan signed into law the absolutely despicable 'Kill All The Gays' bill > crafted and heavily promoted for more than 10 years by US Christian > fundamentalist pastor, Scott Lively (who is currently awaiting trial for > Crimes Against Humanity), a Nigerian Pastor in an effort to demonstrate to > his congregation that he has a 'moral authority from God' to exhort his > congregation to kill their LGBT neighbors, friends and relatives, attempted > to duplicate the 'miracles of Jesus' by walking on water to prove killing > innocent gay people is "just what Jesus would do." > > I commend his flock for holding onto their Faith to the very end that this > Godiot was correct. Fortunately, for the innocent LGBT citizens who were > presumably being detained and likely would have been slaughtered on the > spot if this Fundy-fascist had been able to pull of walking on water like > Jesus, the would be murderers in attendance, decided to rethink their > future course of action regarding LGBT community members (at least for the > time being). > > In the spirit of 'doing unto others' and respecting the faith of another > (regardless how ridiculous it appears on its face), it is my sincerest wish > that this moronic hate monger kept his faith to the very end and that death > came to him only after long suffering, panic, despair and pain. I have > heard that drowning can be quite gruesome ... couldn't have happened to a > more deserving 'soul', IMHO. > > Nigerian Pastor Tries to Walk on Water Like Jesus, Then Drowns in Front of > His > Congregation<http://www.reportghananews.com/nigerian-pastor-tries-to-walk-on-water-like-jesus-then-drowns-in-front-of-his-congregation/> > > http://www.reportghananews.com/nigerian-pastor-tries-to-walk-on-water-like-jesus-then-drowns-in-front-of-his-congregation/ > > Walking on water is not easy. Not too many people have the ability. > Let’s see, there’s Jesus, and well, that’s about it. Unfortunately for one > pastor on the West Coast of Africa, his attempt to become the second man to > make this impossible feat a reality cost him his life. > > Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation that he was capable of > reenacting the very miracles of Jesus Christ. He decided to make it clear > through way of demonstration on Gabon’s beach in the capital city of > Libreville. > Referencing Matthew 14:22-33, Kabele said that he received a revelation > which told him that with enough faith he could achieve what Jesus was able > to. > > According to an eyewitness, Kabele took his congregation out to the beach. > He told them that he would cross the Kombo estuary by foot, which is > normally a 20 minute boat ride. > > Sadly by the second step into the water Kabele found himself completely > submerged. He never returned. > > *This is not the first incident of this nature in Africa*. *At Ibadon > zoo in south-west Nigeria, a self-proclaimed Prophet claimed to be able to > do what the Daniel of the bible did by walking into a den full of lions*. > > Though he was warned numerous times by zoo keepers, according to NG > Newspapers, the Prophet thought of them as nothing more than enemies of > progress. The Prophet, with a crowd of people watching, put on a long > red robe and proceeded to enter the cage full of lions. > > Within seconds of opening the door, the lions ripped the Prophet from > flesh to bone. The bible should come with a warning label, "Don’t try > this at home." > > Source: AllChristianNews > > > > > -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
