If this were not true, it would be funny.....
On Mon, Jan 20, 2014 at 6:04 PM, plainolamerican <[email protected]>wrote: > a Nigerian Pastor in an effort to demonstrate to his congregation that he > has a 'moral authority from God' to exhort his congregation to kill their > LGBT neighbors, friends and relatives, attempted to duplicate the 'miracles > of Jesus' by walking on water > --- > he should have probably demonstrated walking on water before the > crucifiction ... the holes in his feet couldn't have helped much. > > On Monday, January 20, 2014 12:36:34 PM UTC-6, Travis wrote: >> >> >> Nigerian Pastor Tries to Walk on Water Like Jesus, Then Drowns in Front >> of His >> Congregation<http://www.reportghananews.com/nigerian-pastor-tries-to-walk-on-water-like-jesus-then-drowns-in-front-of-his-congregation/> >> <http://www.reportghananews.com/nigerian-pastor-tries-to-walk-on-water-like-jesus-then-drowns-in-front-of-his-congregation/> >> http://www.reportghananews.com/nigerian-pastor-tries-to- >> walk-on-water-like-jesus-then-drowns-in-front-of-his-congregation/ >> >> http://allchristiannews.com/pastor-tries-to-walk-on-water- >> like-jesus-then-drowns-in-front-of-his-congregation/ >> >> >> On the 8th of January, within hours after Nigerian President Goodluck >> Jonathan signed into law the absolutely despicable 'Kill All The Gays' bill >> crafted and heavily promoted for more than 10 years by US Christian >> fundamentalist pastor, Scott Lively (who is currently awaiting trial for >> Crimes Against Humanity), a Nigerian Pastor in an effort to demonstrate to >> his congregation that he has a 'moral authority from God' to exhort his >> congregation to kill their LGBT neighbors, friends and relatives, attempted >> to duplicate the 'miracles of Jesus' by walking on water to prove killing >> innocent gay people is "just what Jesus would do." >> >> I commend his flock for holding onto their Faith to the very end that >> this Godiot was correct. Fortunately, for the innocent LGBT citizens who >> were presumably being detained and likely would have been slaughtered on >> the spot if this Fundy-fascist had been able to pull of walking on water >> like Jesus, the would be murderers in attendance, decided to rethink their >> future course of action regarding LGBT community members (at least for the >> time being). >> >> In the spirit of 'doing unto others' and respecting the faith of another >> (regardless how ridiculous it appears on its face), it is my sincerest wish >> that this moronic hate monger kept his faith to the very end and that death >> came to him only after long suffering, panic, despair and pain. I have >> heard that drowning can be quite gruesome ... couldn't have happened to a >> more deserving 'soul', IMHO. >> >> Nigerian Pastor Tries to Walk on Water Like Jesus, Then Drowns in Front >> of His >> Congregation<http://www.reportghananews.com/nigerian-pastor-tries-to-walk-on-water-like-jesus-then-drowns-in-front-of-his-congregation/> >> http://www.reportghananews.com/nigerian-pastor-tries-to- >> walk-on-water-like-jesus-then-drowns-in-front-of-his-congregation/ >> >> Walking on water is not easy. Not too many people have the ability. >> Let’s see, there’s Jesus, and well, that’s about it. Unfortunately for one >> pastor on the West Coast of Africa, his attempt to become the second man to >> make this impossible feat a reality cost him his life. >> >> Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation that he was capable of >> reenacting the very miracles of Jesus Christ. He decided to make it clear >> through way of demonstration on Gabon’s beach in the capital city of >> Libreville. >> Referencing Matthew 14:22-33, Kabele said that he received a revelation >> which told him that with enough faith he could achieve what Jesus was able >> to. >> >> According to an eyewitness, Kabele took his congregation out to the beach. >> He told them that he would cross the Kombo estuary by foot, which is >> normally a 20 minute boat ride. >> >> Sadly by the second step into the water Kabele found himself completely >> submerged. He never returned. >> >> *This is not the first incident of this nature in Africa*. *At Ibadon >> zoo in south-west Nigeria, a self-proclaimed Prophet claimed to be able to >> do what the Daniel of the bible did by walking into a den full of lions*. >> >> Though he was warned numerous times by zoo keepers, according to NG >> Newspapers, the Prophet thought of them as nothing more than enemies of >> progress. The Prophet, with a crowd of people watching, put on a long >> red robe and proceeded to enter the cage full of lions. >> >> Within seconds of opening the door, the lions ripped the Prophet from >> flesh to bone. The bible should come with a warning label, "Don’t try >> this at home." >> >> Source: AllChristianNews >> >> >> >> >> -- > -- > Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. > For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum > > * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ > * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. > * Read the latest breaking news, and more. > > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "PoliticalForum" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out. > -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. 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