[image: CAP News] Justin Bieber Saves Little Kitten Stuck In Tree [image: Justin Bieber Saves Little Kitten Stuck In Tree]
LOS ANGELES (CAP) - Pop sensation Justin Bieber is being credited with a selfless act of heroism today after rescuing a small kitten from a tree near his Calabasas home and then giving it some milk after the two were safely back on the ground. "He even warmed up the milk, too," said first responder Debbie Galanski. "The blatant disregard for his own safety is really what separates celebrities from the rest of us." Witnesses said Bieber was able to climb onto a branch of the tree through a second-floor window in his house. He then tried to get down by way of his neighbor's roof, but the roof was covered in egg and too slippery to traverse, so he climbed back in his bedroom window. 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"I'm so high tho I thought I was saving Selena lol." Fans and critics alike have come out in support of the young star's courage in such treacherous circumstances and most agree that this one noble act completely wipes the slate clean and helps the singer return to those carefree days of six months ago <http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201307004>. "He should get some sort of citizenship award or something - like a nice certificate or a Cross pen," said 42-year-old Adam Halloran. "Has Celine Dion ever saved an American cat? How about Carly Rae Jepsen? "Kid wants to piss in a bucket, let him piss in a bucket," Halloran added. "He saved one of our cats." Police in Miami are considering dropping all charges against Bieber in light of the recent events, noting that he really wasn't "all that drunk" when he was caught street racing in a residential area of Miami Beach. "Seriously, what was he doing - 60 miles an hour?" said a Miami-Dade spokesperson. 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