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New 'Planking' Craze Honors Michael Brown <http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/uIXt/~3/IoHdzqjUjgU/new-planking-craze-honors-michael-brown-1.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email> Posted: 10 Sep 2014 10:04 AM PDT NEW YORK (WNB) - A new fad based on 'planking' (photographing yourself laying flat in interesting places) is sweeping the country, as people honor fallen Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown with a new variant. Called 'Browning,' the individual is photographed laying face down with his or her pants pulled down, exposing underwear-clad buttocks. Pro Browners take it to the next level by also holding several *Swisher Sweet* cigars. Thousands of people including a number of celebrities have posted photos of themselves Browning, but authorities caution against doing it in dangerous places, as several individuals have been seriously injured while participating in the new fad. [image: Browning] <http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e201a73e135e2c970d-popup>*Brave individual 'Browns' on California highway* Fast Food Customers Protest Workers <http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/uIXt/~3/0PDFQ4hQ-Jk/fast-food-customers-protest-workers.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email> Posted: 10 Sep 2014 10:02 AM PDT MIAMI, Florida (WNB) - Thousands of fast food customers across the nation took to the streets Monday to protest fast food employees. "These people are demanding $15 an hour, but they can't remember my fries or a freaking napkin?" asked one protester marching with a group of approximately 200 outside a Miami McDonald's. "How 'bout this, you get a quarter an hour raise when you've learned how to say 'thank you' instead of 'no problem.'" A spokesperson for a group of customers protesting outside of a Tucson Burger King summed up the feelings of many: "If I wanted to pay an illiterate, surly underachiever for bad service, I'd eat lunch at the DMV." [image: Fast food protest] <http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e201b8d066c11a970c-popup> You are subscribed to email updates from Big Hairy News <http://www.bighairynews.com/> To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now <http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailunsubscribe?k=ViXCl-gDjgRlV4COOli3f0zx_cw> . Email delivery powered by Google Google Inc., 20 West Kinzie, Chicago IL USA 60610 -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
