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New Study: Eric Holder Officially Dumbest SOB In America <http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/uIXt/~3/D5iPTXWKbPg/new-study-eric-holder-officially-dumbest-sob-in-america.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email> Posted: 19 Sep 2014 05:30 PM PDT NEW YORK (WNB) - A five year, $270 million study has concluded that Attorney General Eric Holder is officially the 'dumbest son of a bitch in America.' Nine major universities took part in analyzing hundreds of factors, then superimposed the results upon 317 million residents of the United States - the largest study of its kind ever attempted. "We left nothing to chance - I can say with 100% certainty that Atty. General Holder is, by a comfortable margin, the dumbest son of a bitch in the nation," said MIT University Professor Clarence Young, project head. "In fact, he very well may be the dumbest son of bitch in the entire world." [image: Worlds Dumbest SOB Award] <http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e201b8d06d9910970c-popup> Barbara Boxer Has Orgasm On Senate Floor <http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/uIXt/~3/Fqqjqk8Tmuc/barbara-boxer-has-orgasm-on-senate-floor.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email> Posted: 19 Sep 2014 12:38 PM PDT WASHINGTON (WNB) - In what will likely go down in history as one of the strangest moments in American politics, Sen. Barbara Boxer (RTRD-CA) reacted to an opponent's speech by apparently having an orgasm. During the Senate Foreign Relation Committee hearing on U.S. strategy for combating ISIS on Wednesday, Sen. Bob Corker (R-TN) had just finished criticizing Secretary of State John Kerry's abysmal lack of leadership when a noticeably pale and quivering Boxer took the floor to announce his comments had left her "shaking and trembling." A source close to the California Senator later confided she had likely experienced an orgasm, but "having never had one before, was unable to identify it as such." Thursday afternoon a laughing Sen. Corker told reporters that he would "make sure to at least take Boxer out to dinner" before criticizing Kerry again in front of her. [image: Barbara Boxer] <http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e201b7c6e38a6a970b-popup> You are subscribed to email updates from Big Hairy News <http://www.bighairynews.com/> To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now <http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailunsubscribe?k=ViXCl-gDjgRlV4COOli3f0zx_cw> . Email delivery powered by Google Google Inc., 20 West Kinzie, Chicago IL USA 60610 -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
