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Hillary Preparing To Run
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Posted: 07 Apr 2015 02:00 PM PDT

CHAPPAQUA, New York (WNB) - Reports that Hillary Clinton recently underwent
cankle reduction surgery are fueling speculation that she is preparing to
run for the presidency.

Sources say the two hour liposuction procedure removed over 14 pounds of
fat from the former first lady's cankles. "I won't say she looks normal,
but it's better than it was," said one Clinton insider.

Mrs. Clinton also reportedly had a laser procedure performed on her vocal
chords that will hopefully allow her to raise her voice with less
discomfort to listeners while campaigning. "Creating scar tissue on the
vocal chords should hopefully make Mrs,Clinton sound less like an
electrocuted yak when speaking up," said one medical expert.



[image: Hillary's Cankles]
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Children Sickened At White House Easter Egg Roll
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Posted: 07 Apr 2015 01:59 PM PDT

WASHINGTON (BHN)- Several children may have received food poisoning at the
annual White House Easter Egg Roll on Monday.

Sources say some of the colored "eggs" the children were playing with were
possibly the results of first dog Bo eating several boxes of Peeps earlier.
Witnesses saw the children playing with the "eggs" shortly before they fell
ill. Three children were transported to an area hospital.

White House sources say they don't know where Bo found the Peeps,
reportedly First Lady Michelle's favorite candy.



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