Bush mass for shut ins is on the air! LIVE FROM THE ST GEORGE THE BLESSED CATHERDRAL IN CRAWFORD TEXAS ITS BUSH MASS FOR SHUT INS!
Good morning Bush worshippers, those who are ill and those who it's just best not to mix with society. May Lord God Bush bless you all for coming. For it is he who brought us life and everything else. He is a thousand points of light! He makes the sun rise in the morning, puts the frost on our flakes and puts the fruit on the trees. All praise the glory of Lord God Bush. Today we celebrate Employee Emancipation. EMPLOYEE EMANCIPATION CELEBRATION Employee emancipation is a good holy thing, it allows them to start their own business like selling apples or roadside window cleaning. If someone states this is a bad thing, they must be accused of hating America. SING PRAISE TO LORD GOD BUSH I think I'd like to go back home And take it easy There's a woman that I'd like to get to know Living there Everybody seems to wonder What it's like down here I gotta get away from this day-to-day running around, Everybody knows this is nowhere. Everybody, everybody knows Everybody knows. Every time I think about back home It's cool and breezy I wish that I could be there right now Just passing time. Everybody seems to wonder What it's like down here I gotta get away from this day-to-day running around, Everybody knows this is nowhere. Everybody, everybody knows Everybody knows. A READING FROM THE BOOK OF CHENEY And George the Blessed looked down upon the people and spoke `People today are experiencing freedom in ways not experienced in a long time. Freedon is a good thing. Those who question this hate America.` What is it that the Profit Cheney is trying to teach us? It is that we all must believe people losing their jobs is a good thing or we hate America. This is the word of George. Bush mass is over Your attendance has been recorded and will be sent to the proper authorities. Go in arrogance, may the Lord God George W Bush be with you. Now the Bushmas carolers will sing a holiday carol for you. MERRY BUSHMAS, GO SHOPPING o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ay it's Rumsfeld, and Ashcroft and Powell now listen my children and you shall hear a story so fantastic, in no way is queer it's all about cheney and his helpers three there's Rumsfeld, and Ashcroft and Powell now Rumsfelds the driver and he's near his sleigh Ashcroft reads maps and he shows him the way thould old merry Cheney has no need for Powell he takes him cause he loves him so o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ay donner and blitzen away away o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ayo i'm Rumsfeld, i'm Ashcroft, i'm Powell and Cheney is busy filling his heavy sack he trusts his drivers and never looks back o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ayo i'm Rumsfeld, i'm Ashcroft, i'm Powell now go to bed early this christmas eve i have no way of knowing just how you'll be decieved but you'll hear their laughter, that much i do know there'll be Rumsfeld and Ashcroft and Powell the three little men only 2 feet high singing to Cheney way up in the sky laughing and shouting at the sleighbells ring it's Rumsfeld, and Ashcroft and Powell o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ay donner and blitzen away away o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ayo i'm Rumsfeld, i'm Ashcroft, i'm Powell and Cheney is busy filling his heavy sack he trusts his drivers and never looks back o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ayo it's Rumsfeld, and Ashcroft and Powell oh Cheney with a tug and lets out his pack and Rumsfeld will hold the reindeer till santa comes back if you hear a giggle as he turns to go it's Ashcroft a snowball at Powell o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ay donner and blitzen away away o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ayo it's Rumsfeld, and Ashcroft and Powell and Cheney is busy filling his heavy sack he trusts his drivers and never looks back o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ayo it's Rumsfeld, and Ashcroft and Powell o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ayo it's Rumsfeld, and Ashcroft and Powell o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ayo --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
