Employee emancipation celebration... LOL! What are you going to do after January 20?! I'll be going through withdrawals if there is no more Bush mass.
On Dec 7, 8:50 am, faith_in_w <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Bush mass for shut ins is on the air! > > LIVE FROM THE ST GEORGE THE BLESSED CATHERDRAL IN CRAWFORD TEXAS ITS > BUSH MASS FOR SHUT INS! > > Good morning Bush worshippers, those who are ill and those who it's > just best not to mix with society. May Lord God Bush bless you all for > coming. For it is he who brought us life and everything else. He is a > thousand points of light! He makes the sun rise in the morning, puts > the frost on our flakes and puts the fruit on the trees. All praise > the glory of Lord God Bush. Today we celebrate Employee Emancipation. > > EMPLOYEE EMANCIPATION CELEBRATION > > Employee emancipation is a good holy thing, it allows them to start > their own business like selling apples or roadside window cleaning. If > someone states this is a bad thing, they must be accused of hating > America. > > SING PRAISE TO LORD GOD BUSH > > I think I'd like to go back home > And take it easy > There's a woman that I'd like to get to know > Living there > > Everybody seems to wonder > What it's like down here > I gotta get away from this day-to-day running around, > Everybody knows this is nowhere. > > Everybody, everybody knows > Everybody knows. > > Every time I think about back home > It's cool and breezy > I wish that I could be there right now > Just passing time. > > Everybody seems to wonder > What it's like down here > I gotta get away from this day-to-day running around, > Everybody knows this is nowhere. > > Everybody, everybody knows > Everybody knows. > > A READING FROM THE BOOK OF CHENEY > > And George the Blessed looked down upon the people and spoke `People > today are experiencing freedom in ways not experienced in a long time. > Freedon is a good thing. Those who question this hate America.` > > What is it that the Profit Cheney is trying to teach us? It is that we > all must believe people losing their jobs is a good thing or we hate > America. This is the word of George. > > Bush mass is over > > Your attendance has been recorded and will be sent to the proper > authorities. Go in arrogance, may the Lord God George W Bush be with > you. Now the Bushmas carolers will sing a holiday carol for you. > > MERRY BUSHMAS, GO SHOPPING > > o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ay > it's Rumsfeld, and Ashcroft and Powell > now listen my children and you shall hear > a story so fantastic, in no way is queer > it's all about cheney and his helpers three > there's Rumsfeld, and Ashcroft and Powell > now Rumsfelds the driver and he's near his sleigh > Ashcroft reads maps and he shows him the way > thould old merry Cheney has no need for Powell > he takes him cause he loves him so > o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ay > donner and blitzen away away > o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ayo > i'm Rumsfeld, i'm Ashcroft, i'm Powell > and Cheney is busy filling his heavy sack > he trusts his drivers and never looks back > o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ayo > i'm Rumsfeld, i'm Ashcroft, i'm Powell > now go to bed early this christmas eve > i have no way of knowing just how you'll be decieved > but you'll hear their laughter, that much i do know > there'll be Rumsfeld and Ashcroft and Powell > the three little men only 2 feet high > singing to Cheney way up in the sky > laughing and shouting at the sleighbells ring > it's Rumsfeld, and Ashcroft and Powell > o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ay > donner and blitzen away away > o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ayo > i'm Rumsfeld, i'm Ashcroft, i'm Powell > and Cheney is busy filling his heavy sack > he trusts his drivers and never looks back > o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ayo > it's Rumsfeld, and Ashcroft and Powell > oh Cheney with a tug and lets out his pack > and Rumsfeld will hold the reindeer till santa comes back > if you hear a giggle as he turns to go > it's Ashcroft a snowball at Powell > o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ay > donner and blitzen away away > o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ayo > it's Rumsfeld, and Ashcroft and Powell > and Cheney is busy filling his heavy sack > he trusts his drivers and never looks back > o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ayo > it's Rumsfeld, and Ashcroft and Powell > o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ayo > it's Rumsfeld, and Ashcroft and Powell > o lee o lay dee o lay dee i ayo --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
