You're a hoot. And I'm gonna shoot....
this to a few friends. LOL
On Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 7:39 PM, Jim Willis <
[email protected]> wrote:
>
> This just pisses me off. Have you heard the latest from our, "friends"
> in Europe? Since the economic meltdown these ungrateful European
> bastards have decided that American capitalism simply doesn't work. As
> an adjunct to their postulation they posit presciently that perhaps
> another world currency, "other than the American dollar" is needed. A
> new world currency, if you will.
>
> Let me be the first to opine in this regard; Europe can kiss my white
> American ass, both cheeks. I mean; I get Spain, they bent over and
> grabbed the ankles a long time ago. Those spaghetti, meatball eating
> swarthy wanna-be Sopranos' raised the white flag soon after the Madrid
> bombings while setting a new Guinness world record for surrendering;
> Replacing the French who had long held the all time record for
> surrender. Quite a feat when you consider that the French constitution
> requires all its' citizens to wear white underwear, "just in case they
> have to surrender on the spot". Way to go Spain, you're number one!
>
> And; what about the French? French president Nicolas Sarkozy slipped
> right under our radar by pretending to be a conservative. All the
> while he was just the frog in need of gigging. The French are probably
> the worst of these back-stabbers. Really; think about it, all we've
> ever wanted from the French are those French maids; you know the ones…
> in the little maid outfit, sporting a feather duster and a wry smile.
> Well, maybe champagne too. Other than these two redeeming qualities
> just what in the Sam Hill do they contribute to society as a whole?
> I've got my hand up because I know the answer. Not one damn thing!
> Other than hairy armpits, surly attitudes and let's not forget the
> hygiene. Wait; forget the hygiene!
> Since Obama will never take these impudent, inbred philistines to
> task; I say we tourists do it. Next time you're in France just loudly
> proclaim, "Hey, I love your cuisine, what say I meet you downtown
> later with a box of wine and some French fries"? Or, "How bout that
> freedom you enjoy, it only costs us 600,000 Americans, so hey, you've
> got the freedom to smell like a dirty diaper on a wet goat! Or; thanks
> for the statue, too bad it turned green!
> While you beret wearing, Jean Claude's have been actively changing
> your national motto from, "let them eat cake" to "Viva La Surrender"
> we have been leading the world in every form of human endeavor; you
> parasites have suckled at our teat and enjoyed our protection while
> staring down your snooty, unwashed noses at us.
> The British are no better. After all; it was the British who first
> gave us the definition of Virgin Wool; that's right... ugly sheep. For
> these snaggle-teeth, tea sipping popinjays to ever behold the audacity
> to question the United States about anything is laughable. This from a
> country which has spent the last fifty years giving away an empire. By
> the way; there was that, "we saved their ass from Uncle Adolph" thing,
> I'm just saying.
> And finally; those Kraut eating, lederhosen wearing, Aryan asses, the
> Germans. This from a country that actually took pride in defeating the
> French, "like that had never been done before". The country most
> responsible for the creation of an Israeli state; giving a country to
> the very people they tried to annihilate! And, best of all, the only
> country on the planet to elect a man with half a mustache.
> I've had it with these one horse countries, these banana republics,
> "with snow", telling us how to run a railroad. We are the United
> Fricken States of America, by God. We created meat on a stick, the
> hamburger, the atomic bomb, I Dream of Jeannie. We discovered oil,
> invented internet porn, beat the hell out of the Indians, invented air
> conditioning and Football. We are the fattest people on the planet and
> damn proud of it. We waste more than these pissants' consume. We are
> number one in every field of human endeavor. In Short; We Rock!
> So; listen up you ungrateful Europeans. Sooner or later you'll produce
> another Hitler, another Mussolini. And; guess what? We'll have a sign
> hanging off that crappy, green statue that reads; "Gone Fishin". I'm
> just saying…
> Conservative Springfield 14 Jan 08
>
> >
>
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