lol On Jan 13, 8:53 pm, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > You're a hoot. And I'm gonna shoot.... > this to a few friends. LOL > > On Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 7:39 PM, Jim Willis < > > > > [email protected]> wrote: > > > This just pisses me off. Have you heard the latest from our, "friends" > > in Europe? Since the economic meltdown these ungrateful European > > bastards have decided that American capitalism simply doesn't work. As > > an adjunct to their postulation they posit presciently that perhaps > > another world currency, "other than the American dollar" is needed. A > > new world currency, if you will. > > > Let me be the first to opine in this regard; Europe can kiss my white > > American ass, both cheeks. I mean; I get Spain, they bent over and > > grabbed the ankles a long time ago. Those spaghetti, meatball eating > > swarthy wanna-be Sopranos' raised the white flag soon after the Madrid > > bombings while setting a new Guinness world record for surrendering; > > Replacing the French who had long held the all time record for > > surrender. Quite a feat when you consider that the French constitution > > requires all its' citizens to wear white underwear, "just in case they > > have to surrender on the spot". Way to go Spain, you're number one! > > > And; what about the French? French president Nicolas Sarkozy slipped > > right under our radar by pretending to be a conservative. All the > > while he was just the frog in need of gigging. The French are probably > > the worst of these back-stabbers. Really; think about it, all we've > > ever wanted from the French are those French maids; you know the ones… > > in the little maid outfit, sporting a feather duster and a wry smile. > > Well, maybe champagne too. Other than these two redeeming qualities > > just what in the Sam Hill do they contribute to society as a whole? > > I've got my hand up because I know the answer. Not one damn thing! > > Other than hairy armpits, surly attitudes and let's not forget the > > hygiene. Wait; forget the hygiene! > > Since Obama will never take these impudent, inbred philistines to > > task; I say we tourists do it. Next time you're in France just loudly > > proclaim, "Hey, I love your cuisine, what say I meet you downtown > > later with a box of wine and some French fries"? Or, "How bout that > > freedom you enjoy, it only costs us 600,000 Americans, so hey, you've > > got the freedom to smell like a dirty diaper on a wet goat! Or; thanks > > for the statue, too bad it turned green! > > While you beret wearing, Jean Claude's have been actively changing > > your national motto from, "let them eat cake" to "Viva La Surrender" > > we have been leading the world in every form of human endeavor; you > > parasites have suckled at our teat and enjoyed our protection while > > staring down your snooty, unwashed noses at us. > > The British are no better. After all; it was the British who first > > gave us the definition of Virgin Wool; that's right... ugly sheep. For > > these snaggle-teeth, tea sipping popinjays to ever behold the audacity > > to question the United States about anything is laughable. This from a > > country which has spent the last fifty years giving away an empire. By > > the way; there was that, "we saved their ass from Uncle Adolph" thing, > > I'm just saying. > > And finally; those Kraut eating, lederhosen wearing, Aryan asses, the > > Germans. This from a country that actually took pride in defeating the > > French, "like that had never been done before". The country most > > responsible for the creation of an Israeli state; giving a country to > > the very people they tried to annihilate! And, best of all, the only > > country on the planet to elect a man with half a mustache. > > I've had it with these one horse countries, these banana republics, > > "with snow", telling us how to run a railroad. We are the United > > Fricken States of America, by God. We created meat on a stick, the > > hamburger, the atomic bomb, I Dream of Jeannie. We discovered oil, > > invented internet porn, beat the hell out of the Indians, invented air > > conditioning and Football. We are the fattest people on the planet and > > damn proud of it. We waste more than these pissants' consume. We are > > number one in every field of human endeavor. In Short; We Rock! > > So; listen up you ungrateful Europeans. Sooner or later you'll produce > > another Hitler, another Mussolini. And; guess what? We'll have a sign > > hanging off that crappy, green statue that reads; "Gone Fishin". I'm > > just saying… > > Conservative Springfield 14 Jan 08 > > -- > *~@):~{> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum
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