Second Opinion! > >The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad >news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, >which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates >one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove >the testicles.' Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had >anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he >left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 >years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he >walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. >He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing >store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.' He entered the shop >and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.' The elderly tailor eye d him >briefly and said, 'Let's see.. size 44 long.' Joe laughed, 'That's right, >how did! > you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. Joe tried on >the suit it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the >salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then >said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and >16-1/2 neck.' Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in >the business 60 years.' Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe >walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some >new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.' The salesman >said, 'Let's see... size 36. Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a >size 34 since I was 18 years old.' The salesman shook his head, 'You can't >wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of >your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'
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