LOL! On Jan 19, 6:57�pm, Gonzo <[email protected]> wrote: > Just now, and I regret it too. (walking away from this thread with his > legs very tightly crossed.) > > On Jan 19, 3:51�pm, wncs <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > Second Opinion! > > > >The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad > > >news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, > > >which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates > > >one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove > > >the testicles.' Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had > > >anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he > > >left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 > > >years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he > > >walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. > > >He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing > > >store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.' He entered the shop > > >and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.' The elderly tailor eye d him > > >briefly and said, 'Let's see.. size 44 long.' Joe laughed, 'That's right, > > >how did! > > > �you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. Joe tried on > > >the suit it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the > > >salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then > > >said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and > > >16-1/2 neck.' Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in > > >the business 60 years.' Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe > > >walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some > > >new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.' The salesman > > >said, 'Let's see... size 36. Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a > > >size 34 since I was 18 years old.' The salesman shook his head, 'You can't > > >wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of > > >your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum
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