Amply descriptive.
On Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 9:27 PM, Jim Willis <
[email protected]> wrote:
>
> Democrats are running around like Richard Simmons on Crack and I think
> I know why.
>
> Let me guess; this entire financial crisis, "meltdown talk" has you
> more confused than Barack Obama trying to his balance his checkbook? I
> thought so. Terms like the Libor rate, securitization, liquidity and
> fiscal stimulus leaves you feeling just plain stupid. So; you ask, am
> I that friggin stupid? Well, yes, yes you are. Your first clue should
> have been that short bus your parents put you on as they stood on the
> curb and waved like monkeys as some nurse ratchet strapped a helmet on
> your big ole water head. But hey; that's all in the past… your past.
> Anyway, water head, that's why I'm here. To convert the simple into
> bite sized nuggets of special Ed. Just for you Skippy!
>
> The Libor is the rate of interest banks charge each other; if they
> loaned to each other. Since they don't, and probably never will again;
> let's just… never mind, doesn't matter. Now; this is important so
> pencils down; all eyes on me. Oh; and set up straight, after all,
> humpbacks and water heads can only get work in Romanian towers atop
> gargoyles. So… posture matters. Anyway, the "fiscal stimulus" you've
> been seeing on television, "between Jefferson re-runs". Actually it's
> not that difficult. Think of it this way; Barney Frank spent too much
> time sidling Freddie's Fannie and this made your $100,000.00 house
> worth about what a "happy meal" costs. Which; when you think about it,
> is kind of ironic considering you have to be up at 4:00 A.M. to start
> making happy meals. By the way; "Ironic" means it's a hoot for
> everyone but you. Makes you wish you'd paid more attention in math
> class instead of drooling over Sally with the braces and jumbo ears.
>
> Okay; now your, "happy meal" house is mortgaged to the hilt and
> because of the downturn in the economy there's no overtime for you at
> those golden arches. And; you're too damn lazy to pickup cans and too
> stupid to rob banks. What's a liberal idiot to do? Well; you may have
> an out that doesn't get you off the couch or cause you to miss
> "Weezzie" giving George what for. That is if you were lucky enough to
> finance your house with either Citigroup or Bank of America. Because;
> if you did, if you pinned your tail on either of those donkeys, then
> guess what Billy Joe Bob? This is your lucky day! Go ahead and crack
> open another Falstaff, kick your dog and kiss your cousin cause you
> just got luckier than an adopted kitty outside a Korean restaurant.
>
> Why? I'll tell you why, because they are insolvent. Our benevolent
> government, "benevolent is what your sister is when she lets you sleep
> one off, on her back porch" whipped out the federal credit card and
> bought both banks for ten times what they are worth. And, now, between
> them, they couldn't finance fifteen minutes with the Spitzer girl if
> they both had a buy one get one free coupon.
>
> I'm sorry; I just realized that you've probably stopped scratching
> your ass and now have your, "butt hand" scratching your head,
> wondering; just what the hell is, "insolvent"? Let me explain it this
> way… remember when you spent your whole paycheck at the jingly bar,
> "one dollar at a time" and couldn't pay the rent on your double wide?
> You had to sleep in your truck and dumpster dive for dried cheese, off
> pizza boxes. You were insolvent! Now… solvent is what you drink when
> you're out of beer money.
>
> Here's what you need to know. As an uneducated, democrat rube, you
> have all the qualifications for stimulus. And; I don't mean what
> happens to you when your 250 lb. cousin bends over in front of you.
> Obama has a promise for you. He won't rest until he finds a productive
> citizen to take from so your lazy ass can continue producing offspring
> with buck teeth and rickets. Hellavu country isn't it?
> Conservative Springfield 12 Feb 09
> >
>
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