Thanks.... On Feb 11, 10:43 pm, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > Sending it out too. > > On Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 10:26 PM, Jim Willis < > > > > [email protected]> wrote: > > > Thanks...Jim > > > On Feb 11, 9:59 pm, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > > > Amply descriptive. > > > > On Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 9:27 PM, Jim Willis < > > > > [email protected]> wrote: > > > > > Democrats are running around like Richard Simmons on Crack and I think > > > > I know why. > > > > > Let me guess; this entire financial crisis, "meltdown talk" has you > > > > more confused than Barack Obama trying to his balance his checkbook? I > > > > thought so. Terms like the Libor rate, securitization, liquidity and > > > > fiscal stimulus leaves you feeling just plain stupid. So; you ask, am > > > > I that friggin stupid? Well, yes, yes you are. Your first clue should > > > > have been that short bus your parents put you on as they stood on the > > > > curb and waved like monkeys as some nurse ratchet strapped a helmet on > > > > your big ole water head. But hey; that's all in the past… your past. > > > > Anyway, water head, that's why I'm here. To convert the simple into > > > > bite sized nuggets of special Ed. Just for you Skippy! > > > > > The Libor is the rate of interest banks charge each other; if they > > > > loaned to each other. Since they don't, and probably never will again; > > > > let's just… never mind, doesn't matter. Now; this is important so > > > > pencils down; all eyes on me. Oh; and set up straight, after all, > > > > humpbacks and water heads can only get work in Romanian towers atop > > > > gargoyles. So… posture matters. Anyway, the "fiscal stimulus" you've > > > > been seeing on television, "between Jefferson re-runs". Actually it's > > > > not that difficult. Think of it this way; Barney Frank spent too much > > > > time sidling Freddie's Fannie and this made your $100,000.00 house > > > > worth about what a "happy meal" costs. Which; when you think about it, > > > > is kind of ironic considering you have to be up at 4:00 A.M. to start > > > > making happy meals. By the way; "Ironic" means it's a hoot for > > > > everyone but you. Makes you wish you'd paid more attention in math > > > > class instead of drooling over Sally with the braces and jumbo ears. > > > > > Okay; now your, "happy meal" house is mortgaged to the hilt and > > > > because of the downturn in the economy there's no overtime for you at > > > > those golden arches. And; you're too damn lazy to pickup cans and too > > > > stupid to rob banks. What's a liberal idiot to do? Well; you may have > > > > an out that doesn't get you off the couch or cause you to miss > > > > "Weezzie" giving George what for. That is if you were lucky enough to > > > > finance your house with either Citigroup or Bank of America. Because; > > > > if you did, if you pinned your tail on either of those donkeys, then > > > > guess what Billy Joe Bob? This is your lucky day! Go ahead and crack > > > > open another Falstaff, kick your dog and kiss your cousin cause you > > > > just got luckier than an adopted kitty outside a Korean restaurant. > > > > > Why? I'll tell you why, because they are insolvent. Our benevolent > > > > government, "benevolent is what your sister is when she lets you sleep > > > > one off, on her back porch" whipped out the federal credit card and > > > > bought both banks for ten times what they are worth. And, now, between > > > > them, they couldn't finance fifteen minutes with the Spitzer girl if > > > > they both had a buy one get one free coupon. > > > > > I'm sorry; I just realized that you've probably stopped scratching > > > > your ass and now have your, "butt hand" scratching your head, > > > > wondering; just what the hell is, "insolvent"? Let me explain it this > > > > way… remember when you spent your whole paycheck at the jingly bar, > > > > "one dollar at a time" and couldn't pay the rent on your double wide? > > > > You had to sleep in your truck and dumpster dive for dried cheese, off > > > > pizza boxes. You were insolvent! Now… solvent is what you drink when > > > > you're out of beer money. > > > > > Here's what you need to know. As an uneducated, democrat rube, you > > > > have all the qualifications for stimulus. And; I don't mean what > > > > happens to you when your 250 lb. cousin bends over in front of you. > > > > Obama has a promise for you. He won't rest until he finds a productive > > > > citizen to take from so your lazy ass can continue producing offspring > > > > with buck teeth and rickets. Hellavu country isn't it? > > > > Conservative Springfield 12 Feb 09 > > > > -- > > > *~@):~{> > > -- > *~@):~{> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum
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