So this fellow sends a manifesto <http://lileks.com/screed/?p=98>

/Oh, for heaven's sake <http://lileks.com/screed/?cat=1>/

*This was sent to m*e by Amitai Etzioni, for reasons I cannot imagine. A 
big broadcast of a paradigm-altering manifesto, perhaps. For some reason 
the opening line caught my eye:

    President Obama has a unique talent: He is able to inspire people
    all over the world to deliberate and dialogue about burning issues.

As well as consider the impact on the environment caused by reckless 
issue-burning, as well as the clear-cutting of old growth 
issue-thickets. But is it true? As far as I can tell we're not having a 
debate at all. He won; spending is good; Debt will save us from the 
terrible secret of space, which is Debt. We have concluded our debate 
about Federal funding of stem-cell research, and now the magic 
Government dollars, imbued with a power no private sector dollars 
contain, will help us cure all those diseases that are very important 
despite the lack of support from prominent actors.

    At the top of the agenda for such a global give and take is what
    makes for a good life.

The moment the "good life" is put in global terms, I know I'm going to 
have to give up something. It's just a question of what, to whom, and in 
which quantities.

    At first, it may seem preposterous for a nation deep in an economic
    crisis and mired in wars to pay mind to what at first blush seems
    like a philosophical subject.

But the good life is not just a "philosophical" subject; it's something 
that has practical manifestations every day. It's only a philosophical 
question for those who don't have it themselves, or believe the people 
who think they have it . . . shouldn't.  But I'm interrupting. Let him 
state his case again:

    At first, it may seem preposterous for a nation deep in an economic
    crisis and mired in wars to pay mind to what at first blush seems
    like a philosophical subject.  Actually, there is a profound
    connection between our multiple crises --- add that of the climate
    to the mix --- and the characterization of what makes a life good.

Do you have the suspicion that the characterization is going to be made 
for you? "Climate," after all, is the hard left's version of what they 
thought the Patriot Act was for the Right - an rationale to expand the 
powers of the state. The difference is that we don't have satellites 
intercepting conversations between cold fronts conspiring to strike the 
Crusaders where they sleep, but never mind. "Climate" is a physical 
manifestation of a sick zeitgiest. Climate is a hot June and a cold 
March. Climate is a dry December and a hot July. Climate is Silly Putty: 
it stretches, takes any form, and when you press it on the Sunday 
comics, it shows you the pictures in reverse. Which only proves your point!

    As long as those whose basic needs have been well-sated, whose
    creature comforts have been secured, keep defining the purpose of
    life as making more and more dough in order to purchase more and
    more consumer goods, we will not rein in wild capitalism, protect
    the environment (climate included), advance social justice, or,
    arguably, stop killing one another.

At this point I almost stopped reading, because anyone who can pack that 
much boilerplate claptrap into one sentence is destined to end up 
explaining why things /have/ to be taken away from people. Basic needs: 
the words of someone who knows how big your house should be. Creature 
comforts: he knows how many pairs of pants you should own. "Defining the 
purpose of life as making more dough to purchase more consumer goods" - 
the earnest snit of a petty puritan who believes you put in long hours 
so you can afford a Cuisinart kiwi-peeler.

To boil it: if you think life is about making money to buy things, we 
will kill each other. On a grand philosophical bong-water level I 
understand, but that's the sort of sophomoric profundity that usually 
discovers the strange fact that the men in charge of planning and 
directing wars are usually younger than the soldiers they command. 
/Really/. Look it up, man.

As for "social justice," it's "climate" plus laws that treat people 
according to skin color and the quantity of their possessions. Which is 
perfectly fine by some, but please: spare the lectures about the 
Constitution-shredding. "Created equal" means nothing if the end result 
isn't equal 10, 19, 27, 43 years hence. "Social justice" is achieved 
only when the outcome of any given system looks egalitarian to the 
Jacobins; otherwise, the existence of unequal outcomes is /de facto/ 
proof of injustice. It begins with the laudable idea of enforcing 
colorblind laws, and ends up insisting that the higher rates of premium 
cable subscriptions in insufficiently diverse suburbs proves the 
existence of systemic inequality.

    Only after we come to see that additional goods add precious little
    to our happiness;

Nonsense and hypocrisy. Computers aren't basic needs. E-mail isn't a 
basic need. Who says so? Me. So this person's life cannot possibly be 
happier by the addition of a device that lets him peruse the words and 
deeds of the world. As for me, base shallow grasping materialist that I 
am, let me spell it out:

My computers bring me happiness, for they are instruments of knowledge 
and art. My cameras bring me joy, yea, for they allow me to capture the 
fleeting shadows of the day or the laughter of my child or the happy 
romps of my old dog in the new snow, and fix them forever in a form 
whose quality exceeds the fond dreams of D. W. Griffith. My car gives me 
pleasure, for it gives me freedom and ease of movement, allows me to 
meet friends, gather food for the family, and drive to work with the  
glories of Beethoven crashing from the speakers. Or AC/DC, depending on 
the mood. For that matter the morning drive is made pleasurable by 
possessions like the coffee maker, which serves up a hot delicious 
beverage the moment I wake from a comfortable bed - and the waking, I 
should add, was gently occasioned by a machine that cost a bit more than 
one of those $19.99 alarms that sounds like someone tripped the 
perimeter alarm at Los Alamos.

Since I seem to be seeing possessions in terms of the flow of the day, 
let me go on: my computer, which is hardly a basic need, gives me 
freedom at work unchained to a veal-pen desk; my cellphone lets me write 
messages to a network of beloved strangers or listen to music from 
around the world - and take a picture of something, if I choose. 
Photography is art, right? Art is good, right? Yes, I know - if it 
serves the general weal in a spiritual burning-issue sense. If I use the 
camera to snap a picture of the Catholic-run men's shelter down the 
street, do I get a pass if I buy a new camera this year?

Or would that be overshadowed by the bilious negativity that rolls in 
dark waves from my large TV? It's not a basic need, I admit - can I 
still have one? Yes, if it's not LARGE. People who grudgingly admit the 
usefulness of a TV for pedagogical purposes reserve the right to frown 
on your TV if it's larger than it need be, for several reasons: 1) you 
probably went into debt to get it; 2) it uses energy that makes the 
planet die; 3) you watch the wrong kind of programs; 4) the size of the 
screen is regarded as a direct reflection of the stupidity of the viewer.

Unless we're talking about careful, pained, exquisitely sensitive motion 
pictures about the horrors of life in the suburbs in the Fifties.

But I have to admit something: I love my big TV. I want a bigger one, 
too. If I won the lottery I would build a house that had a large screen 
in the basement, in a room that looked like the great old Moderne 
palaces of yore - a Trans-Lux, for example. Would that be okay? Movies 
are art, right? And art is life?

Sorry, I interrupted. He was saying:

    that pursuing (additional goods) is Sisyphean --- the more we gain,
    the more we seek; and that deep contentment and human flourishing
    rise out of spiritual projects and bonding with and caring for
    others, shall we be able to come to terms with much that bedevils us.

If human flourishing rose exclusively out of spiritual projects, the 
Dalai Lama would have been the first man on the moon. I don't mean to 
discount the role of "spiritual projects" in human development, but 
conflict pushes progress.

Sorry; full stop. Pause. We're mixing terms. I suspect that "human 
flourishing" to this fellow is not "progress," at least as I understand 
it. I see progress in the scientific as well as cultural and political 
sense: better medicine, cooler media, faster information-distribution 
systems, more freedom, more prosperity, the spread of individual and 
property rights across the globe. I think he means "human flourishing" 
to mean everyone agrees to wear the same itchy hemp robe and chant the 
Happy Planet Song while we tote buckets of night soil to the communal plot.

    These are hardly new thoughts.

Brother, you said a mouthful.

    What is current --- and provides the reason the new President is
    well advised to keep this topic in mind and in the public eye --- is
    that the incessant quest for ever more material goods is at the
    heart of the economic crisis.

He has a point. We loaned too much money to too many people who wanted 
too many things and couldn't pay for them. Pity we didn't tighten 
standards and cut off millions from access to mortgages and credit 
cards. Because that would have sailed through Congress like WD-40 
through a duck's intestinal tract.

    President Obama correctly mocked President Bush for calling on
    people to go shopping after the September 11, 2001 attacks on
    America. However, today Americans and the citizens of many other
    nations are again urged to go shopping to dig us out of the current
    economic crisis. (This is what a stimulus package is all about.)

Hence the controversial provision to give everyone a $500 Target gift card.

    Moreover, there is no doubt that given the way the economic system
    is set up, if people do not buy stuff, there will be more
    unemployment and more people will lose their homes and empty their
    retirement funds.

To translate: if there is no economic activity, the economy will 
suffer.  Like the hoofbeats of a messenger from another kingdom, the 
insights come one after the other:

    However, the good way out of the crisis does not lead to a return to
    the old ways of the better-off purchasing ever larger homes,
    stocking them with ever more appliances, and driving SUVs and Humvees.

Again: stop. Ever more appliances. Which appliances do you want me to 
give up? Be specific. Hot water heater? Clothes drier? Waffle iron?

    It does not call for people to save nothing and to go into debt in
    order to buy still more goods  --- many of which those who are
    better-off do not really need ---

Spoken like someone with a keen insight into what people should not 
have. The new Puritans are finely tuned to what you need and are so 
blinded by their hatred of consumerism they actually think "those who 
are better-off" go into debt to buy "still more goods" that are utterly 
superfluous to their lives. I know people who are well-off, and their 
debt is almost always involved with their business. But to our author, 
people with lots of money put Ambergris Separators on the credit card 
and make the minimum payment.

    nor for people to labor long hours, take work home, delay
    retirement, send their teenagers to labor at fast food chains, and
    cut short social and cultural life to make some more money.

Ah. Well. We are dealing with a youngun here, I think. Many people labor 
long hours and take work home because they have demanding, complex jobs 
they have freely chosen. Assembly-line jobs have a quitting whistle; 
your average OB-GYN is on the clock 24-7.  Even if they are unhappy 
about their jobs, and don't quit them for something that pays less, the 
fact that they have cut short cultural life - whatever that possibly 
means - to make some more money is no one else's business.

Of course he can say what he wishes, of course; surely whatever 
suggestions he has for making our lives and society better, they'll be 
voluntary.

    The precept of a good life calls for setting ceilings for purchases
    and for work, for setting fairly modest limits on that which we seek
    to own and purchase, and on the amount of time we are willing take
    away from our children, spouses, friends, communities and ourselves,
    in order to work.

And there you have it. We have to set limits on what you can buy, how 
much you can work, what you can own, and how much time you are spending 
on work as opposed to the obligatory devotion to COMMUNITY.

    These are the people who regard themselves as the finest champions
    of the individual. Well, inasmuch as the collective is made up of
    individuals, yes.

But how to achieve this world in which people stop working to buy 
appliances and spend more time on friends?

    There are a whole slew of public policies that can express, foster,
    recognize and promote the good life. A steeply progressive income
    tax will do wonders.

Oh, it'll do wonders, all right. Remember: the secret to expressing, 
fostering, recognizing and promoting the good life is taking away half 
the money of people who are too stupid to work long hours and bring work 
home. If they complain, it's because they don't know what the good life 
really is. It's not sitting down at the end of the night to watch a fine 
movie on a sofa with a single-malt. It's having friends over to a small 
sustainable apartment with a small fridge that doesn't have an icemaker, 
breaking the crappy plastic ice trays by hand to get a few usuable 
cubes, serving everyone cheap scotch from a plastic jug then heading 
down to the Community Cinema for a movie - only to find that the 
projector is still broken because the owner can't afford to fix it, so 
you go to the local coffee shop, which is staffed not by teens forced to 
labor but by middle-aged guys who lost their jobs because they worked in 
fields we have deemed socially regressive.

    Consumption tax (or VAT) on all items that are not defined as basic
    goods, will help send a message.

And the message is: don't buy anything.

    Limiting government insured or subsidized mortgages to houses of a
    reasonable size (McMansions are out),

Because if there's one thing the housing market needs now, it's changing 
the game on the mortgage deduction, undercutting the value of larger 
properties. Why wait for the market to figure out the right price for 
these structures, when we can simply pass laws based on how much space 
you should really have? It's not like a stranger wouldn't look at your 
life and come up with a perfectly reasonable evaluation of your 
square-foot requirements.

I'll go for that as soon as I can have a law that dictates how much 
memory, processing power and hard-drive space you can have. Don't ask me 
why. I think you're using the space for pirated movies. No one needs 
that much computing power. Computers use fossil fuels. I'd also argue 
that your internet connection is too fast, especially when some people 
have faster connections than others.  Ideas are expressed best in text 
form. Three hundred baud ought to do.

    a tax on gas guzzlers and on cars by weight, and insuring only one
    bank account up to 100,000 dollars (rather than the current,
    unlimited number) are but a few illustrations of setting limits.

That last one fascinates me. It's not enough to take away from people 
who have property; he wants to change the rules to make sure they lose 
legitimately accumulated property if their bank fails. The idea that 
someone out there has two accounts with $100,000 each - guaranteed - 
gnaws at him.

    Last but not least, there is a deep connection between a life worth
    living and social justice.

And thus are the lives of private citizens - utter strangers, millions 
of them - delegitimized. "Social Justice" trumps any individual right, 
and the confiscation is sainted with the collectivist's benediction: 
through sacrifice your life is now worth living. That life you had 
before, when you worked and saved and provided for your family? A thin 
sham, unconnected to the greater good. When your house is the size we 
want, your bank account duly humiliated, your appliances small and few, 
and you have time for culture - then you will have a life worth living.

    To achieve a major reallocation of wealth, those who have more than
    enough must find sources of contentment other than laying their
    hands on still more goods.

Don't accuse him of being a tyrant; you're free to find your own 
alternate sources of contentment after they've taken away your laptop 
because you have an old Dell tower in the basement somewhere. Remember: 
property is theft and possessions are slavery. Imagine the contentment 
you will feel when you are forgiven of the former and relieved of the 
latter.

Really: imagine it. This is not optional.

    This is what many religions offer.

So the tax code should be used to push people to faith-based 
compensations? But don't accuse him of wanting a theocracy; that term is 
reserved for people who . . . Well, the scary ones who use religion for 
dark reasons that choke your freedoms, and don't understand how God 
weeps everytime SubZero comes out with a side-by-side model that lets 
you buy in bulk and freeze for later.

    Those who have lost this source of goodness, or have found it
    twisted, are called upon on to search for other springs of meaning.
    And nobody is better placed or more equipped than President Obama to
    return us to this old, but never more current, subject: What makes a
    good life.

You can understand the fellow's frustration. What's the point of freedom 
if people waste it on themselves?

*One niggling contrary note*. A recent piece in the Weekly Standard 
<http://www.theweeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/016/265rxhcw.asp?pg=2>
 
described the social-welfare benefits in a Swedish city.

    RosengÄrd lies in the world's most generous welfare state. Those who
    cannot provide for themselves and their families have a right to
    social welfare, which according to Swedish law must cover the cost
    for food, clothes, shoes, leisure activities, health and hygiene,
    health care and medicines, a daily newspaper, a phone, living
    expenses, electricity, commuting to work, home insurance, membership
    in a workers' union and unemployment insurance. The frustrated and
    angry youngsters in RosengÄrd get health care at a minimal cost,
    free dental care, free school, and free college and university
    education, with the right to student benefits and loans.

Sounds pretty socially-just, no? Well, give it a few hundred years to 
work. For now, the experiment seems . . . inconclusive:

    In December, the neighborhood was shaken by violent riots after a
    so-called basement mosque was not extended a new lease agreement. In
    response, local youths occupied the mosque, set cars on fire, and
    fired rockets at the police. In the Swedish media the riots were
    largely described as an expression of frustration and anger, due to
    social inequalities.

The article is fascinating, as it details the ways Malmo's residents 
have enthusiastically expressed their objections to the presence of 
Jews, either in the form of Jews gathering for a political reason, or 
Jews showing up in the country to kick a ball around. It's really quite 
disheartening  - you raise taxes, you provide all manner of benefits, 
you do what you can in the name of eliminating social injustice, and you 
still get people incapable of mustering the requisite manifestations of 
post-cultural civilization. But it helps you identify the Wreckers, at 
least: SUV drivers who go into debt for appliances, and Jews. In the old 
days, we'd just burn them, but we've evolved. No one would dare build a 
crematorium today.

The carbon impact would be ruinous.

/posted by Lileks on 03.14.09 <http://lileks.com/screed/?p=98> @ 5:58 
am/ | // <http://lileks.com/screed/?p=98#comments>

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