Don't we love it. If it had been me, he would have had 1 bullet well placed in his groin.
On Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 8:22 AM, Cold Water <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > *Posted to Craig's List Personals:* > > *To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in > Downtown Savannah night before last.* > > *Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43 A M EST* > > *I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I > hand over**,** **shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my > girlfriend. > You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.* > > * I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.* > > *I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after* > > * you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that > evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.* > > *You see, my girlfriend had > just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for Christmas, > and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. > Beautiful pistol, eh?* > > *It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at > your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun > walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge > flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you > also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I > couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try > to mug us again.* > > *I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" > as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your > situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas > station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy > with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! > I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go > Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet. * > > * I threw the wallet > in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the > windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a > bunch of phone sex numbers from your cellphone. They'll be on your > bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down > the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so > I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't > permanently cut off your service.* > > *I could only get in two threatening > phone calls to the D A 's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy > was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the > number). * > > *I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead > making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll > reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so > lucky..* > > *- Alex* > > *P.S. Remember this motto...... an armed society is a polite society!* > > > > > > > > -- *~@):~{> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
