First shot from my 410 pistol is right to the groin.  Purposely.

On Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 11:56 AM, Daniel Seigler
<[email protected]>wrote:

>
> naw, the humiliation serves perfectly
>
> On Apr 22, 7:31 am, Travis <[email protected]> wrote:
> > Don't we love it.  If it had been me, he would have had 1 bullet well
> placed
> > in his groin.
> >
> >
> >
>  > On Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 8:22 AM, Cold Water <[email protected]>
> wrote:
> >
> > > *Posted to Craig's List Personals:*
> >
> > > *To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in
> > > Downtown Savannah night before last.*
> >
> > > *Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43 A M EST*
> >
> > > *I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I
> > > hand over**,** **shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my
> > > girlfriend.
> > > You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.*
> >
> > > * I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.*
> >
> > > *I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after*
> >
> > > * you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason
> that
> > > evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.*
> >
> > > *You see, my girlfriend had
> > > just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for Christmas,
> > > and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening.
> > > Beautiful pistol, eh?*
> >
> > > *It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at
> > > your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun
> > > walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge
> > > flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you
> > > also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I
> > > couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try
> > > to mug us again.*
> >
> > > *I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma"
> > > as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your
> > > situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas
> > > station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy
> > > with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
> > > I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go
> > > Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet. *
> >
> > > * I threw the wallet
> > > in a fancy pink  "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the
> > > windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side.  I called a
> > > bunch of phone sex numbers from your cellphone. They'll be on your
> > > bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down
> > > the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so
> > > I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't
> > > permanently cut off your service.*
> >
> > > *I could only get in two threatening
> > > phone calls to the D A 's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI
> guy
> > > was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the
> > > number).  *
> >
> > > *I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead
> > > making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll
> > > reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so
> > > lucky..*
> >
> > > *- Alex*
> >
> > > *P.S. Remember this motto......  an armed society is a polite society!*
> >
> > --
> > *~@):~{>
> >
>


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