This wasn’t the best kept secret in Washington. Hell; even short-bus
liberals had Dick Cheney pegged as the evil puppeteer pulling George
Bush’s strings. And; we can all thank God for it. As it turns out,
9-11 was the vice Presidents pivot point, his conversion.

There were the leaks in which Mr. Cheney was portrayed as chomping at
the bit to dust off military ordinance and commence to dispatching
Muslims by the bushel, off to their beloved Allah. It was Cheney who
put forth the plan to turn Afghanistan into a large smoldering hole
followed by Iraq and Iran. It was Cheney who ascribed to letting
Israel off the leash and into the west bank and Gaza. And; sadly, it
was Condi Rice and Colin Powell moderating moderation, caution and a
measured, tepid response. The results were Bin Laden, “and his band of
merry men” escaping Tora Bora, the Taliban allowed to migrate into
Pakistan, the Iraq war lasting more than a week and the finest
military in the world fighting with one hand tied behind the ACLU.

When you think about it, this is as stark as the Botox injection sites
on Nancy Pelosi’s mug. By the way; how many calories do you think
Pelosi burns just by forcing that frozen, plastered face into a
conniving smile? I’m just saying…

We now know why Mr. Cheney is, “was” so hated by those wacky wahine
wazzacks left of center and an order of French fries short of a happy
meal. It is this; the former vice President had the unmitigated gall
to actually stand for the defense of his country. He opined the
destruction of our enemies. He put forth that tired, antiquated
postulation that America should smite those who would do us harm in
the name of a cult religion.

We now know that Dick subscribed to the Ann Coulter antidote in
application of Middle East Policy. That being that we should invade
their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.
Can I haaaaaave an Amen?

We’ve also learned something else. George Bush was as milquetoast and
moderate as his affable pop. Not only did conservatives get Bush lite,
it was also watered down. As it turns out, the second most powerful
man during the Bush years was the conservative war monger we had been
waiting for since Ronauldus Magnus Reagan hired the Acme van lines
truck to move his davenport from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to the ranch
in California. Good times; good times.

Today America is being treated to the real Dick Cheney; unplugged if
you will. While most of the Republicans are still curled up in a ball,
sucking their thumbs and sobbing over their electoral defeat; “too
timid to approach the Bamster’s poll numbers with even a discouraging
word” conservatives are treated to a bald guy, “with a bad ticker” in
a full fledged frontal assault on this socialist squirrel B. Hussein,
jack of all asses.

It would seem, scratch a former vice President, and find a patriot.
Cheney is filling a vacuum; A vacuum of conservative leadership.

It’s too early for a Jindal or Palin to enter the fray and accept the
yoke of leadership for the Republicans and most importantly the
conservative wing of the party.

And; since most of the Republicans are still shuddering in their
foxholes, or even worse, “bending over for the anointed one” it is
fitting and proper for Dick Cheney to, “knight up” and take on this
fire breathing, money grubbing, tax and spend fascist. After all; evil
does triumph when good men do nothing.
Conservative Springfield Staff Writer
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